Is it possible to have too many threads dedicated to the Walmart tragedy?

[Buzz Clik]

Anger. Outrage. Disgust. Shock. Righteous indignation.

Is it all too much?

[elocs]

1. DU always needs something to obsess about, so there can never be too many threads.

The upside is that they are not about Palin.

[Buzz Clik]

3. Imagine if Rev. Jim Wright had been giving a fiery speech in the Walmart as the doors opened...

... and Ann Coulter was translating the speech into sign for the hearing impaired, and Obama had just announced that he did not favor arresting and hanging those opposed to all abortions.

It would have been HUGH!!

[JVS]

5. Giving a fiery speech and gyrating, always with the gyrating

[Buzz Clik]

6. "And the leftover turkey will come home to roost!" as he mimes putting something in the microwave.

[elocs]

16. That's good, but somehow Sarah Palin needs to be worked into that scenario. n/t

[hlthe2b]

2. 2 words: Sarah Palin....

[JVS]

4. I wonder if anyone would give a shit if this happened at Whole Foods.

[Buzz Clik]

7. Can you imagine the ad for this? "Doors open at 5 am...."

"... Tofu: 23 cents per pound!

Free range soy milk: $7.50 per gallon!

Friday ONLY! Quantities limited!!!!"

[JVS]

9. You don't think it can happen?

Early this month there were people killed in China when a grocery store had a sale on cooking oil

Free range soy? That's impossible. All soybeans are held in bondage by their plants. AND THAT'S WRONG!

[Donnachaidh]

10. they'd better have Kobe beef on sale for 50 cents a pound

Who the hell would line up at 5 am for TOFU? Now Kobe Beef, or some other really expensive cut of meat -- people will start lining up DAYS before the door opens.

[BlooInBloo]

8. Better than The VIew, Anna Nicole, and all of that stupid shit.

[navarth]

11. nope.

at least, not yet

[Buzz Clik]

14. Technically, there is no limit. Luckily, some other shiny thing will come along.

[11 Bravo]

12. If you can find a way to link this tragedy to either Clinton, post it in GD:P.

Wait 5 minutes, then post it again. Continue throughout the day. At least one (and probably more) of your threads are guaranteed to wind up on the Greatest page.

[Cheap_Trick]

13. Maybe a missing blonde woman at Wal Mart?

We're long past the "too many Wal Mart threads" mark.

We're deep into oversaturation.

[Liberal_in_LA]

15. I would have voted 'yes' if the option were available.

[Buzz Clik]

17. This is a push poll.

The ultimate push poll has only one answer.

My favorite is the Rhetorical Poll in which no options are offered.

[Liberal_in_LA]

19. Yeah I get it... but in this push poll I really really wanted to answer "yes". lol

[Hanse]

18. I'm surprised more of them aren't humorous.

:shrug: