Things go horribly wrong at yet another Palin press conference, this one in Texas...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[hlthe2b]

1. Now that's a TX Chainsaw movie I might watch....

;)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. The turkey interview is a gift that just keeps on giving, isn't it? n/t

[TomInTib]

7. I keep seeing this "turkey" thing mentioned, but I guess I missed it.

I was in Mexico the week before (and including) Thanksgiving.

What was it?

Tom

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. As governor of AK, Palin "pardoned" a turkey

at a turkey farm, and then did an interview -- with a man slaughtering turkeys in the background. At one point, she even looked over at him, and kept on jabbering.

[TomInTib]

15. That's our Sarah.

I'm going to try to find it on YouTube.

Oh, God, I found it.

God.....

I have neither depth, width, or grasp of vocabulary to express my thoughts on this one.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. "Certainly we'll invite criticism for this, but at least it was fun!"

Sorry you had to share our pain on this one, but now you know...

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

14. The source photo:

In this image rendered from video and provided by KARE-TV Minneapolis, Alaska Gov. Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during an interview, Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008, at Triple D Farm & Hatchery outside Wasilla, Alaska. As Palin answered questions cameras from the Anchorage Daily News and others showed the bloody work of an employee, right, slaughtering birds behind the former Republican vice presidential candidate. (AP Photo/KARE-TV)

The video clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8

:patriot:

[pipi_k]

38. I bet that's turkey blood in her cup...n/t

,

[Midlodemocrat]

3. It pisses me off that she's wearing that scarf. I love Burberry.

She's defiling the brand.

[yardwork]

43. Stolen from the Republican National Party during her recent shopping spree, no doubt.

I guess Sarah missed that scarf when she was desperately searching her closets for contraband to return.

[GoneOffShore]

51. It's probably a counterfeit.

[polichick]

4. "Governor, are you sure you want this in the background?"

"You betcha - no worries."

[Aviation Pro]

5. My new nickname....

...for her, Kooky McBatsqueeze.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. K&R. Dear God, why is she still here?!!!

She refused to give many interviews before the election, and the ones she did do were abysmal and embarrassing ("In what regard, Charlie?" :eyes:), but now we can't seem to get rid of her... I agree with Bill Maher, "Just go away!!!"x(

[Faygo Kid]

8. She is never going away. Like Barack's "birth certificate," she is with us for all time.

There is no end to Sarah Palin. Ever. She will do anything for attention.

It's like a Biblical challenge to us to persevere in the face of all things Palin.

[Rhiannon12866]

22. I believe you, but my question is Why?!!!

She sends us over the edge and is an embarrassment even to the Republicans...:shrug:x(

[malaise]

23. Word is she'll be at Obama's meeting with governors

on Tuesday. :puke:

[tavalon]

26. She didn't refuse, her handlers refused to let her

Now, she's her own handler and well, now we can see the wisdom of her former handlers. We get to see mentally challenged Sarah in all her glory.

[Rhiannon12866]

30. I agree that her handlers were wise to keep her under wraps.

Any interviews she did were great material for SNL. But I thought she was going back to Alaska. And, hopefully, staying there...x(

[tavalon]

32. I wish I could agree with you but I can't

I hate the sound of her voice but she is the gift that keeps on giving. I would like it if she would go back until around 2010, but when voting time comes around, I want people to remember that she is the future of the Republican party, heh-heh-heh. She is the anchor that will finally sink them. Eventually we have to let the Titanic out of Alaska, ya know? You betcha!

[Deja Q]

10. Photoshopped

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. Ya think?

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

27. Wow, he's sharp!

:0

[DBoon]

17. There is one photoshop I want to see

Sarah Palin in front of the wood chipper scene from "Fargo"

[Poiuyt]

19. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=4559995

[Amerigo Vespucci]

20. I did that one last night...

:patriot:

[DBoon]

21. LOL!

Thanks!

[malaise]

25. Perfect

:rofl:

[alphafemale]

28. Fargo is what I instantly thought of when seeing the "Turkey Funnel of Death" the first time.

You Betcha!

:hi:

[Bluebear]

31. We go to pancakes house!

[pipi_k]

37. And there's only one Photoshop I want to see....

Sarah Palin in the woodchipper

feet first so she knows what's coming



:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

49. lol

Now I got two laughs out of this thread.

[alteredstate]

11. LOL!!!

Could I use this photo for the cover of my Christmas card?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. Nothing says Christmas like "You betcha!"

:rofl:

[rucky]

18. Who is that maniac...

In front of the guy with the chainsaw?

[spoony]

34. LOL

Nice!

[TheDebbieDee]

24. I needed that laugh. Thanks!

[opihimoimoi]

29. The GOP will run her as their BEST Candidate....better tahn Mitt, better than Rudy

Better than Hucky

Better than Gary Bauer

Better than Thompson

Better than Tom Hanks...oops

Better than shit

[Bucky]

33. Is this a meme? Is our Sarah the new Tourist Guy?

This could get good.

[Midlodemocrat]

36. OMG!!! That is frickin' brilliant, Bucky!!!

If I knew how to 'shop, I'd shop her on top of the twin towers.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. "Kill baby kill! You betcha!"

:rofl:

[johnfunk]

39. The Texas Chain Saw Gaggle!

[autorank]

40. Oh so k*r You are a genius at narrative art, totally, words fail me

this is so outstanding (and the frigging Starbucks cup, omg!)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

46. Thank you VERY, VERY much...

...you are too kind. Glad you liked it.

:toast:

[autorank]

50. de nada

Texas Chainsaw is one of the classics and you honored it.

Leatherface versus Sarah P? I'm betting on Sarah;)

[kitty1]

41. The guy looks like the turkey killer from the other pic.....

Could be a psycho stalker Sarah. Is your next pr pic going to display a background guy wielding an ak-47.

[kitty1]

42. On the Palin Christmas Card, is Rudolph depicted mounted on their wall

[MiniMe]

44. Of course, it is like one of those singing bass

Either motion detection or press his red nose and he starts singing x-mas carols.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

47. "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose...

...until I DISEMBOWELED him! Oh, you betcha!"

:rofl:

:toast:

[TrogL]

45. What a wimpy little chainsaw

Poulans suck. I bought one and the engine blew in about five minutes. I took it back to the store and they tossed it on a pile of rejects in the back.

[ACTION BASTARD]

48. Bump cuz I can't recommend