BWAHAHA Cheney hurts back while moving boxes

[Holly_Hobby]

Will be in a wheelchair tomorrow

Per KO

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing

[cynatnite]

1. The moving boxes is bullshit....he was either kicking a small child or a puppy....

you know it's true.

[Auggie]

4. Or Carpal Tunnel from working the shredder

[4 t 4]

32. small child or puppy or shredder

I can't decide which one is more likely

[johnfunk]

14. Strained it wielding his waning Sith powers

Threw his back out trying to zap the forces of progressive good. "I find your lack of faith disturbing... AAAAUGH... my f$#@ing back!"

[cynatnite]

21. That slays me...

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

2. I am laughing.

Karma's a bitch!

[LeftishBrit]

3. Moving boxes?

I suppose he was in too much of a hurry to take all the evidence to the incinerator.

[malaise]

5. The irony is breathtaking

Damn!

[Stephanie]

6. He does not move his own boxes

No way

[Liberal_in_LA]

23. He's sick. Hid it until term ended.

[Ishoutandscream2]

25. Seriously, I think you are right

The man is very ill. I know that evil people seem to live a looooooong time, but I would be very surprised if Crashcart lives more than a few more years.

[underpants]

7. Two words: BROKE DICK

just like the entire last 8 years

[Fireweed247]

8. like he really moves his own stuff!

gimme a freakin break

[Siwsan]

9. I suspect a he had a malfunction while shape shifting

Switching back and forth from troll to human form can be tricky.

[Holly_Hobby]

10. LMAO! Welcme to DU

[Siwsan]

11. Thanks!

[Dukkha]

12. Henry Potter is resurrected!

[originalpckelly]

13. They are cheering his back pain on KO in the background!

That's a riot.

[originalpckelly]

15. I doubt he was moving boxes himself, he has people to do that. He hurt it having sex!

[Garbo 2004]

20. "Crashcart" probably has people to do that too. n/t

[asdjrocky]

16. Sure he did.

Just wonder what moving boxes is code for.

[originalpckelly]

17. See above post, he is guilty of many crimes against humanity, sex is probably one of them.

:puke:

If someone doesn't make a re-enactment of this, I'm going to be very pissed.

[MiniMe]

18. He wanted to move the torture equipment in his basement himself

Can't trust that to anybody else.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

24. oops wrong place

[Sanity Claws]

19. Wheelchair is good at hiding things

Maybe he wants to use it to sneak some stuff out of the WH.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

26. it's probably heated

so he won't have to wear his parka

[Pastiche423]

28. How do you hide something in a wheelchair?

[Sanity Claws]

29. Sit on it

Not hard to sit on a couple of CDs, DVDs of info on a chair. You can carry more that way than in your pockets.

[Pastiche423]

31. And what happens when you are told to transfer out of your chair?

Sitting on CDs/DVDs will break them.

How much experience have you had in a wheelchair?

[seemslikeadream]

22. There are some things you can not leave any one else touch

[lonestarnot]

27. On a hill, in a chair, with wheels.

:think::evilgrin:

[MzNov]

30. Nah, just his way of giving Obama the middle finger salute

while he doesn't have to stand up at the Onaugural ceremony to pay the customary respect to the incoming president. Kind of like Prez. Dumbass booking howard into the Blair house. Rude, obnoxious rat bastards who don't have an ounce of goodness in their black empty hearts.

[4 t 4]

33. He should go to hell

in a wheelchair Bwahahhahahahahha

[AnnieBW]

34. Carrying his own coffin with Transylvanian soil

Can't trust the human servants to carry it properly.

[backscatter712]

38. I was wondering what was in that man-sized safe... n/t

[Sheepshank]

35. oh dear

Someone super glued his viagra enhanced erection to his belly button. Wheelchair hurts less than trying to straighten up.

[Canuckistanian]

36. Those Iron Maidens are heavy

Not to mention the chains, shackles and Iron Masks.

[4 t 4]

37. OMG this is so mean

but he is so evil, what if he's in a wheelchair for the rest of his life like so many of our young brave.....would that be some form of justice? Oh My, Oh My I feel a change a commin