British national identity cards

[eridani]

Things are getting nutz over there


http://eclectech.co.uk/clarkeidcards.php

The world today is filled with villains stealing one's identity
And terrorists intent on acts of violent extremity
Our citizens are prisoners, our criminals at liberty
Our nation at the mercy of felonious proclivity
Our very own Home Secretary will rebuild our society
A model of sagaciousness and picture of propriety
It's patent that protection of the future of humanity
Relies on Mr Clarke to put an end to this insanity!

Relies on Mr Clarke to put an end to this insanity!
Relies on Mr Clarke to put an end to this insanity!
Relies on Mr Clarke to put an end to this insan-inanity!