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Tue Feb-03-09 06:03 PM
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Breaking; Obama appoints David Duke as WH Ombudsman... |
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Washington (UPInyourpants): President Barack Obama has just announced that David Duke will become his White House Ombudsman. "Who better to deal with those who are hostile to my policies and to me personally than one who, in the past, has sworn to facilitate the death of my People?" stated Obama as he announced his choice from the Oval Office.
He continued, "I have individuals in my Cabinet who represent all of America since I am the President of all the people, and I am certain that David will carry out my policies to the letter, since that is the role of Cabinet members."
Mr. Duke for his part, just winked and smiled through the ceremony. He has stated that he would NOT meet with Michael Steele due to the fact that Mr. Steele is a Republican.
Pundits were reportedly stunned by the announcement. Patrick J. Buchanan for one was over-joyed, "Now we will be able to righteously discuss the six thousand Jews killed in the so-called Holocaust, since we have a right-thinking mind in the White House. Truly, Barack Hussein Obama has finally shown the Change which he promised during the Campaign."
Mika Brezinski stated, "Oh my...this isn't nice."
Joe Scarborough reportedly stated that Mr. Obama seemed to finally be finding his way through the morass of Washington politics, and was pleased that he appointed his "kind of guy".
Howard Fineman, Michael Kinsley, Andrea Mitchell, Kevin Corkery, Wolf Blitzer, Tamron Hall, and many others were unavailable for comment as they have reportedly been whisked to an undisclosed location in the Mid-west.
:sarcasm:...
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Tue Feb-03-09 06:05 PM
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1. I didn't know the WH had an ombudsman. |
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Tue Feb-03-09 06:05 PM
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2. Well, at least we know he'll start with a clean sheet |
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Tue Feb-03-09 06:06 PM
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-09 06:13 PM by PCIntern
I hope people don't get offended.
My point is...we have had enough of these idiots for 8-14 years and I'm tired of reading how they're calling all the shots now...
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Tue Feb-03-09 06:57 PM
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Tue Feb-03-09 06:11 PM
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4. Well, at least I hope, as a condition of employment |
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...that he agreed not to burn any crosses on the White House Lawn.
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Tue Feb-03-09 06:56 PM
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i would have never realized it was :sarcasm: :applause:
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