Twitty Milk: Craziest Celebrity Baby Name Ever?

[n2doc]

Pamela Redmond Satran

Just when we think we've heard it all, along comes a new celebrity baby name -- Twitty Milk, new daughter of singer Erykah Badu and rapper Jay Electronica -- to stump the masters. It's hard to believe it's real, yet celebrity baby names have gotten so crazy we can't dismiss the Twitty Milk report as mere rumor.

Twitty Milk's name -- no, it's not in the nameberry database -- was theoretically inspired by the micro-blogging site Twitter, on which Badu sent minute-by-minute bulletins of the baby's birth. Alternative, though unlikely, explanation: Badu and Electonica are Conway Twitty fans. Middle name Milk needs no further introduction.

Badu, also the mother of son Seven and daughter Puma, is obviously a leader in crazy celebrity baby naming. Here, with Twitty's birth, our new Top 10 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names:

1. Moxie Crimefighter -- The daughter of magician Penn Jillette, whose assertive word name can be called unique in the truest sense of that term, is the bearer of what may still be the absolute craziest celebrity baby name.

2. Pilot Inspektor -- Jason Lee took a lot of flack for this occupational name, to the extent that he's keeping his second child's name secret.

3. Bronx Mowgli -- Rockers Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hit a new low with this New York neighborhood-Disney moniker, giving their son the initials B.M.W.

4. Kal-El -- Nicolas Cage's son's name seems fit for a child from another planet.

5. Twitty Milk -- Terrible no matter how you parse it. Twit for short? Or maybe Milky? Say it ain't so, Erykah.

more:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/pamela-redmond-satran/twitty-milk-craziest-cele_b_163483.html

[rurallib]

1. I figured Twitty Milk was the name of the kid's favorite drink

[gratuitous]

2. Moon Unit

Game over.

[provis99]

7. not Dweezil, Diva, or Ahmet?

all four Zappa kids should be considered together; they beat any other set of siblings. Although the worst name I ever heard was an Atlanta Braves farm team player Wonderful Terrific Monds.

[ContinentalOp]

9. Well, Ahmet is perfectly normal. Dweezil is unfortunate. Moon Unit though is a pretty cool one

compared the rest of the list up there. Maybe with the exception of Pilot Inspektor. That's not too bad either. I don't think too many guys would object to being called Pilot.

[provis99]

10. yeah, I like that name Moon Unit.

Maybe if there's a kid out there named Purple Haze, that might top it.

[rcrush]

3. I'm gonna name my kid Call of Duty 4.

I'll name his sister Dr Pepper.

[Mz Pip]

4. It's not nearly as bizarre

as Track Enfield Palin.

[Ilsa]

5. Borderline child abuse. nt

[varkam]

6. Moxie Crimefighter?!

:rofl:

[tabbycat31]

8. I thought you were talking about the next Palin baby

[Berry Cool]

11. I still say nothing beats Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

Although Pixie, Peaches and Fifi Trixibelle come close.

[blondeatlast]

12. No kidding--and look what happened to that poor child's parents.

(Shudder).