'These are evil people. And we’re not going to win this fight by turning the other cheek.'

[BurtWorm]

Protecting the country’s security is “a tough, mean, dirty, nasty business,” Cheney said. I couldn't agree more. And the first order of business is to throw this evil motherfucker into a jail cell and try him for crimes against American civilization, the world, and humanity.

[Bolo Boffin]

1. "Jesus was a weak sister, and weak sisters don't rule the world, bitches!"

Dick Cheney, the anti-Gandhi.

ETA: Sexism in the above title is strictly imputed to Cheney.

[backscatter712]

2. Somebody needs to tell Reid that.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

3. I wish I could say something intelligent but that picture's messing me up.

I know I'm going to sound immature, but it looks like he's been skipping his Metamucil again.

[TwilightGardener]

4. He does always look like he's bearing down to shit a peach pit, doesn't he?

[KurtNYC]

5. so why didn't he capture bin Laden???

Instead of turning his cheeks an invading Iraq?

[Royal Sloan 09]

6. So true, some people say

Yet the Evil will continue to destroy everything, unless it's stopped soon. The questions, who will stop them and when? Will the American's continue to allow evil to ruin their lives on a daily basis? I've got your Nukes, right here!

[damntexdem]

7. Yeah, but at least those evil people are out of office since Jan. 20.

Of course, we could turn BOTH cheeks and moon them. ;-)