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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 11:34 AM
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Pre-emptive rationalization thread for when Bill Frist is given Health and Human Services

Frist will save billions in health care costs by being able to diagnose patients telepathically.

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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 11:36 AM
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1. *Snerk*
Animal experimentation is much cheaper than human studies.
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 12:17 PM
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2. Shut up! Toe the line!
Edited on Thu Feb-05-09 12:17 PM by Dhalgren
Sit down! Be quiet! Don't be negative! Give him a chance! Who the hell are you to question...oh, sorry... I got carried away with the preemptive brow-beating and lock-step castigation... Carry on.

:rofl:
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tabbycat31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 12:21 PM
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3. but what about the kittens
that he tortured. Maybe he'd propose opening a Gitmo for kittens.
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 12:22 PM
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4. nobody's perfect
:hi:
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ozu Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 12:27 PM
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5. Frist is a scumbag
For sneaking through the UIEGA as a rider in an unrelated Port Security bill and effectively killing online poker as the recreational hobby of millions.

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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-05-09 01:18 PM
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6. He is already the Health and Human Succubus....
LOL....

crackin' myself up....
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