Corpse dug up from cemetery, taken to local hospital

[SoCalDem]

where she gave birth to Dectuplets.

When interviewed, the woman said.. "Isn't modern medicine marvelous.. when I passed back in 1972, this technology was not available.. I always regretted that me & the mister never had any young'uns of our own.. When he came back from WWII, we talked about it, but decided to wait... I hope that the folks from Procter & Gamble come a'callin' ...I hear they even have paper throwaway diapers now... But first, I want that talk show woman to give me a make-over..i think her name is Opie.. I'm a bit decrepit these days..

[Spinzonner]

1. I don't believe that for a minute

Throwaway diapers, nah.