Jackpine Radical
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Sat Feb-07-09 11:48 PM
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So these two Republicans were standing around |
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watching a dog lick its genitalia. One of them says, "I wish I could do that." The other Republican replies, "I think I'd pet him first."
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Sat Feb-07-09 11:54 PM
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Sun Feb-08-09 12:01 AM
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2. The dog must be an oil executive. |
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Sun Feb-08-09 03:10 PM
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9. i believe that's a, could it be a, it has to be a...... |
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Sun Feb-08-09 12:02 AM
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Sun Feb-08-09 12:52 AM
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drivers driving into Canada see a sheep with it's head caught in a fence. One replies "Don't cha wish that was a woman?? Reply---"I just wish it was dark!".
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Sun Feb-08-09 12:56 AM
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5. "That dog would bite you....." |
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Sun Feb-08-09 03:44 AM
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6. So this guy at a bar.... |
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....stands up and yells, "Every f'ing republican is an f'ing asshole."
A drunk yells back, "Hey, I resent that *hiccup* sta...stat..statement!"
The first guy says, "What, you a f'ing republican?"
The drunk says, "NO, I am f'ing asshole!"
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Sun Feb-08-09 04:03 AM
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"The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom. The Republican National Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current stance... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Please make certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their campaign literature."
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Sun Feb-08-09 04:05 AM
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"Much has already been published about the sex life of former President Clinton. However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the George W Bush. It has recently been learned that the FORMER President and Mrs. Bush only do it with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only fuck up."
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