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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:43 PM
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K&R if you think that Rush Limbaugh should shove that fucking gold microphone
right up his fat ass! I'm so sick of that asshole yammering on about his "apparent policy decisions". That fat, delusional fuck honestly believes he's smarter than President Obama. How were headed towards a society like China, or Russia of the 70's. This stupid asshole has nothing but smear and attack, and fear for the mouth-breathing sheep. Every time he criticizes Obama, I want to punch him in the face.
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Sebass1271 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:45 PM
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1. iam with you. We should be attacking his sponsors
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:52 PM
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11. post the list
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certainot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:08 PM
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15. maybe someone needs to put up a dedicated blog.

i just listen once in a while for the local sponsors to call
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Robeysays Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:45 PM
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2. wtf why not
knr
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:45 PM
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3. "mouth-breathing sheep"
A really good friend of mine has to breath through his mouth because of sinus issues. No rec for you!
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:51 PM
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9. Is your friend a sheep?
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:46 PM
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4. I prefer that he be "force-fed his own liposuctioned fat"
to crib from the priceless prose of the Rude Pundit.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:48 PM
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5. Mother Nature will take care of his bloated ass.
He looks like he's stuffed into a saugage casing.

Tick, tick, tick, tick.....
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:48 PM
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6. Ditto.
I'm kidding! You actually said how I feel, but by using less offensive language and graphics than I would.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:50 PM
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7. Man O' Man..I understand your rage. I've always tried to settle my differences with other People....
...by logic and kind words... however, with Rush, I just want to bypass all that "Sane,Nice-Stuff" and beat the living Shit out of him.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:51 PM
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8. I can see the future
Picture Rush, on a street corner. Golden microphone in left hand, torn wires descending from its now-tarnished finish. Rush, looking about the way you'd expect a five-dollar a blowjob whore to look on the morning after homecoming at Enormous State University, holds a sign in his right hand: "Will hate for food." Meanwhile, small children burst into tears, and concerned mothers dial 9-1-1 so the police can take the scared and scary-looking fat fuck away.
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:52 PM
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10. Love it!
:rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:55 PM
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13. Oh, please.
Someone get that into a printable image.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha.
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GreenTea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 03:55 PM
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12. First smack it down hard on his bald head, then across his ugly lying pig face and
Edited on Mon Feb-09-09 03:56 PM by GreenTea
finally shove it up his fat gigantic ass.
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Locrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:41 PM
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14.  shove that fucking gold microphone - sideways
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:09 PM
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16. I hope he keeps talking and in fact gets nuttier and nuttier until either the Republicans have to
denounce him or risk alienating everyone.
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:10 PM
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17. Is it really gold? n/t
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:10 PM
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18. Yeah, he talks a lotta shit for someone who flunked out of college... n/t
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:36 PM
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19. This fairness doctrine can't pass fast enough.
The will be a lot less hate when he, hannity, beck, bortz, and others are off the radio.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:39 PM
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20. I think he does that with his microphone on his own...
Edited on Tue Feb-10-09 04:39 PM by old mark
in the privacy of his own home, of course.

mark
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B3Nut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:41 PM
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21. That would be a waste of a perfectly good Electro-Voice RE-20.
Instead, give it to me. I could use a new lower-rotor mic for my Leslie cabinet, and RE-20's rule for that, as well as for bass cabs. The gold plating is kind of cheesy, but hey. $399 nabs a plain-finish one at Guitar Center...

:D

Hell, being in front of his obnoxious cakehole is a waste of a perfectly-good RE-20...


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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:44 PM
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22. He already does that...after putting on some mood music
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certainot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 05:30 PM
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23. did bush punk limbaugh with a CHOCOLATE microphone?
gave it to him at a private lunch- just those two and gillespie.

was bush smirking when he presented him with a chocolate microphone - maybe thinking "thanks a lot for all you did the last election, especially waiting so long to get behind mccain and your insistence on palin, now here suck on this for 4 years"?
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