Would someone please put fishhooks into my eyes and ears?

[Stinky The Clown]

Joe, MikaMouse, Dylan Rattygan, and Connie Mack telling us why the only way to go is tax cuts.

WHY do I watch this shit??????????????

[JHB]

1. You like fishhooks? n/t

[ixion]

2. I don't know... why do you?

I can't stand listening to the seemingly endless throngs of idiots blathering about absolutely nothing having anything whatsoever to do with reality.

I got rid of cable years ago. I don't know how you can put up with it. :hi:

[Avalux]

3. I thought it was entertaining. I swore that show off long ago -

but was curious to see their antics this morning after Obama's awesome press conference last night.

1. Connie Mack didn't know exactly how we got into this mess - couldn't come up with any reason.

2. Connie Mack had no clue how much the spending amount should be and really couldn't think of anything except cutting taxes.

He proved he's clueless and when he said "liberal socialism", just about spit my coffee across the room.

[MadHound]

4. Why do you watch this shit?

Frankly I rarely do, and then it's mostly out of morbid curiosity and I can't stand it for long.

Just turn it off and save yourself the stress.

[patrice]

5. too bad you don't have a cat-box to go clean, MUCH more fun than listening to that crew.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Try naming the turds after right wing talking heads.

Starting with the biggest, Rush.

[Stinky The Clown]

15. We got one of them ..... and a very prolific cat who enjoys making sand sculptures .....

..... if you know what I mean.

[democrank]

6. Just say no to Joe.

Be kind to yourself and turn the damn thing off.

[lunatica]

7. Put the remote down and back away from teh teeveee

Teh wound will never heal if you scratch teh scab off all teh time.

[The_Commonist]

8. Here... Start with these.

I can't imagine why you, or anyone, would watch that crap.
It's designed to piss you off so that you salve the pain of living in an irrational society by going out and purchasing crappy consumer goods that you don't need anyway.
Preferably the stuff that their advertisers are selling...

[valerief]

9. Whenever you get the urge to watch them, turn on TMC. It's Oscar month there.

Much better than the shit spewed by the fascist press.

[ShortnFiery]

10. Dear STC, save yourself now and just "turn the channel."

My health and happiness are so much better now that I resist the urge to check-into Mourning Ho-Jo.

As a woman, Mika pushes all-my-buttons as to how a career woman should NOT behave. :scared: :puke:

These pseudo-journalists are like a dysfunctional family ... but they're not OUR family so let them go?

I've been enjoying C-SPAN Journal this AM. That GOP ass, Senator Colburn (R-OK) is on now BUT he's not even as disgusting as even one of Scarborough's hissy fits. :shrug:

Yes, please consider turning the channel to HELP make these jokers irrelevant? :evilgrin:

[RadiationTherapy]

11. But wait! I don't pay very much in taxes, but am economically struggling.

How do these tax cuts work for me?

[a la izquierda]

12. You could take up self-tattooing with a rusty pin.

Much more entertaining. And you'll get something out of it in the end.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. I give up. Why do you watch it?

I'd rather watch a toilet flush.

[Orsino]

16. 4 out of 5 rich people recommend giving more money to the rich.

Why would you need to keep checking in to see whether their plans have changed?

[Javaman]

17. Thank god this didn't involve nipples. nt