So Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Michael Steele Walk Into a Bar....................

[Are_grits_groceries]

Like the Mod Squad . . . but different.

The Republican Party really is just too stupid to live. All puffed up by their "success" at not breaking ranks . . . much . . . during the stimulus debate, the GOP has finally struck upon its new motto: Getting to 'No.'
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So after getting trounced in the elections last November, the Republicans have struck upon a bold new idea: Let's party like it's 1993. Irrationally exuberant with Viagra-popping, Oxycontin addict Rush back on top as their loud-mouthed, hate-spewing microphone, the Republicans have replaced the paleocon Phyllis Schlafly with the vanity case/pathological liar Sarah Palin as the mandatory skirt, and in lieu of Newt's mini-me, Haley Barbour, the Republicans have tapped Michael "Bling Bling" Steele to lead the RNC to renewed triumph! Oh, Pete and Julie and Link, can you save your party?

Wait, before you answer that, let me get another drink. And pass the freakin' popcorn. Just make sure it's not that salmonella-tainted shit sold by those Boy Scouts down in Georgia.

http://firedoglake.com/2009/02/09/so-rush-limbaugh-sarah-palin-and-michael-steele-walk-into-a-bar/

Bwhahahahahahahah!!

[liberal N proud]

1. The mod squad

:rofL:

[Are_grits_groceries]

2. HEH!! nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. Ann Coulter is on the loose again

[MineralMan]

4. Ann Coulter is loose?

Who would care?

Oh, wait...on the loose...never mind.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

14. loose screw of course

[lpbk2713]

5. The Odd Squad

For sure.

[HopeHoops]

6. Bartender says, "So, whattelidbee?"

Rush, leading the GOP, chimes in first in a bellowing obnoxious voice (the only one he has), "I'll take a pitcher of Bud, a whole bottle of Jack Daniels, four dozen wings, an order of fettucini alfredo, three lobsters, and a 24 oz steak, rare. That's juts the appetizer. Charge my radio station."

Sarah, of course, orders a mooseburger with fries and a Red Wolf draft and says to send the bill to the RNC under "clothing allowance".

Steele orders a diet coke and asks the bartender to bill his campaign.

The bartender sings "Hey Sa-rah, Rush, Steele. Why can't you just pay for the meal?"

Dick Cheney walks in and "accidentally" shoots the bartender in the face.

Dubya stumbles back from the bathroom and crawls back onto his stool in front of the twenty-seven empty shot glasses.

Keith Olberman, who has been sipping a JD & coke from the other side of the bar, now has a problem. There are only three slots in "Worst Person in the World."

Jon Stewart, downing a Sierra Nevada next to Keith, states the obvious - "Shouldn't there be a punch line in here somewhere?"

[nichomachus]

7. And the old, twisted rope sitting next to Keith says

I'm a frayed knot.

[Gregorian]

8. I'm sorry but we don't serve Oreos here.

I'll just go now. Sorry.

[4_TN_TITANS]

13. Excellent rendition...

not bad for on the fly...

[guitar man]

9. Palin's got Steele and Rushbo with her?

It's not often you see a ho with TWO pimps! :rofl:

[Omnibus]

16. Wait a minute...

...which one's the ho again?

[misanthrope]

10. ...Where's the IRA when you need them?**nm

**

[FatDave]

11. ...the patrons immediately break into two factions...

...and next thing you know we're referring to that thing in the 1860's as The First Civil War.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Michael Steele were traveling

across the country from a repub fundraiser one dark stormy night and their car broke down and came to a halt on a dark dreary little country road. They saw the dim light from a small window not far from where their rental car had come to a stop, so they got out and walked over to what turned out to be an old farmhouse and they knocked on the door. An old farmer came to the door and quickly invited them inside out of the horrific storm.

They told the farmer about their car trouble and the farmer said he didn't have a phone to call a tow truck and that the next nearest town was about 15 miles away. The farmer told them that he only had two twin beds in the house and that he'd invite them to spend the night, but that one of them would have to sleep out in the barn with his hog.

Michael Steele wanted to impress Rush and Sarah and play the tough guy role, so he volunteered to go out to the barn with the pig and sleep. After supper they all got ready for bed and Michael Steele went out to the barn and the rest all went to bed in the big farmhouse. The folks in the house were just getting to sleep and there came a loud knock on the door.

When the farmer answered the door there stood a very disheveled looking Michael Steele, who exclaimed, "I can't sleep out there with that nasty smelling pig!" The commotion woke up Rush and Sarah too and so Sarah wanting to show Michael Steele Rush and the farmer that just because she was a lady, didn't mean that she was afraid to go out there where that pig was in the barn and sleep, so she said' "I'll go out there and sleep guys!"

Everybody went back to bed in the house when Sarah went out to the barn and everyone in the house was soon fast asleep. Suddenly everyone in the house were awakened again by another loud knock at the door. The farmer again climbed out of bed and went to the door and when he opened the door there stood a very disheveled looking Sarah Palin, who exclaimed, "I can't sleep out there with that foul smelling pig either, because it's loud grunting and squealing keeps me wide awake."

Rush Limbaugh was standing there next to the farmer and he finally spoke up and said, "Okay, I'll go out there and sleep with the damned pig because I'm too tired and sleepy to argue about it!" So Rush quickly gathered up his clothes and his blanket and headed out to the barn.

Soon everything in the house got quiet again and equally soon everyone in the big farmhouse had again drifted off to sleep. All of a sudden there was an even louder knock at the door than the first two loud knocks which had jarred everyone in the house awake and again the farmer got up and got dressed and answered the door expecting to see Rush standing there, but when he opened the door, there stood a very disheveled looking pig.

[KG]

15. So Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Michael Steele walk Into a bar and the bartender says

what is this, some kind of a joke?


:rofl:

heh, somedays i crack myself up!