Abortion to blame for fires: Pastor

[Are_grits_groceries]

The Catch the Fire Ministries has tried to blame the bushfires disaster on laws decriminalising abortion in Victoria.

The evangelical church's leader, Pastor Danny Nalliah, claimed he had a dream about raging fires on October 21 last year and that he woke with "a flash from the Spirit of God: that His conditional protection has been removed from the nation of Australia, in particular Victoria, for approving the slaughter of innocent children in the womb".

Pastor Nalliah said he was helping to co-ordinate fire relief, including providing trucks to distribute clothes and food and giving his own blood, but he said he must tell "the truth".

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/articles/2009/02/10/1234028017844.html

MEH!! Teh stupid is everywhere.................

[Sandrine for you]

1. This maybe could be consider as incitation to violence...

[liberalmuse]

2. Time to throw another pastor on the Barbie.

Jesus was cool, but too many of his followers are raging assholes. Incredible.

[Ian David]

3. Shouldn't Pastor Nalliah be investigated for arson? That's just my guess.

Because sometimes miracles need help, right?

[RaleighNCDUer]

11. My first thought, too.

Has the Catch the Fire ministries been taking itself literally?

[Warpy]

4. How about the dream where he was standing naked in the pulpit?

Oh, come on, Pastor, we all know you've had that one at least once.

Talk about the perfect metaphor for telling the truth to his congregation.

That dream he's faking aint it.

[liberal N proud]

5. The Right to Birth wackos are not only in America?

[Jamastiene]

6. Maybe, it is time to arrest this right wing terrorist known as God then?

Either stupid fuckhead # 6322 needs to STFU or admit he worships a faulty rendition of a god and that his version of god is really a terrorist. Fucking assholes, they are everywhere. I'm glad I don't have cable news right about now. THE LAST FUCKING THING I WANT TO HEAR is a slobbering right wing asshole with an Australian accent...when normally I associate anything Australian with good and fun loving.

[gratuitous]

7. His ministry is called Catch the Fire?

Then why isn't he, you know . . .

I can't wait for our own home-grown yahoos to explain the rash of tornados that hit Oklahoma and Texas overnight. Or do they reserve their estimates of a vengeful God doling out meteorological and tectonic judgment for places like New Orleans or California?

[47of74]

8. I wonder how long it will be until...

...Benedict invites this clown into the Catholic church and offers to name him Cardinal and his designated heir?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Such idiotic utterances are so easy to make it's hardly news anymore

1) Pick from news:
   1a) Act that displeases Christian Right (plenty of that available)
   1b) Tragedy (ditto)

2) Scream that (1a) caused (1b)

3) Goto (1)

[Chulanowa]

10. And he still worships the thing?

I hope his house burns down. Oh, not with him in it, I want him to wail and gnash his teeth as his twenty years of porn collected for "research" goes up in high gloss smoke.

[backscatter712]

12. Australia has their own Fred Phelps...

Nice to know we don't have a monopoly on the world's supply of assholes.

[backscatter712]

13. self-delete: dupe!

Sorry, DU hiccuped.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Their god sure likes to fuck shit up

Think I'll remind 'em of that next time they're talking about black people trashing their own neighborhoods.

[Hello_Kitty]

15. Gee hmm....Catch the Fire Ministries....dreamed about fires

There couldn't be anything worth looking into there, could there?

[pipi_k]

16. Geez, I wish they'd make up their stinking minds!!!!

"...a flash from the Spirit of God: that His conditional protection has been removed from the nation of Australia..."


Some of them say God is all loving and good and nonjudgmental

Some of them say God gives "conditional protection"


How the hell are we supposed to know whether God "loves" us or not if they can't even decide what pisses him off????

:banghead:

[SoCalDem]

17. Aborted fetuses..with matches?...n/t