OK, what is DU doing to celebrate Sarah Palin's 45th. birthday, today?

[sinkingfeeling]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2009/02/sarah-palin-45.html

[wryter2000]

1. Is it too early to start drinking? n/t

n/t

[MidwestTransplant]

2. Slaughtering turkeys

[louis-t]

3. Um, learning to talk like her?

It's entertaining. Some of us here are WAY too good at it.

[Kalyke]

32. Wouldn't that be:

"Entertaining it's. Some way too good, in the sense, that it's at."

[ogneopasno]

4. Um, nothing?

[barb162]

5. About as much as I did for Cheney's last birthday.

:(

[11 Bravo]

6. I took a crap this morning that was exactly 45 cm long and weighed 45 grams.

It even looked a little like her.

[bobthedrummer]

7. I flushed the toilet eom

[baldguy]

8. Hooker boots & moose jerky! And beer!

Hey, a guy can dream! Can't he?

[Taverner]

9. Damn, if I knew I would have gone to a Veggie restaraunt today!

[YOY]

10. By reading a book and some periodicals...something she fails to do on any level at any time.

n.t.

[Uzybone]

11. Field dressing a turkey from an airplane

[Believing Is Art]

12. Shopping spree n/t

[Ferret Annica]

13. Have Larry Sinclair deliver a singagram to her

offering to blow her hubby and buy him some cocaine to do in his limo. His lies are only slightly more outrageous then her's, so that is fitting.

[tabbycat31]

14. well there's no moose or wolves around here

and I don't have a gun, so I have nothing to shoot in honor of Queen Sarah.

[GoCubsGo]

15. Apply some lipstick to a pig.

Oink!

[Barack_America]

16. Working and not giving her a second thought. nt

[madamesilverspurs]

17. Renaming some children.

Net. Bat. Puck. Mitt (oh, that's already taken? Nevermind.)

[Arugula Latte]

18. I'm thinking about getting knocked up and naming the kid "Nail" or "Flange" or "Gasket"

[foxfeet]

19. The wolves are wearing black armbands.

This is the only energy I'll expend on the occasion.

[JohnnyBoots]

20. I'm going to take a shit in the shape of Alaska.

[Andy823]

21. All I can do is

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Ganja Ninja]

22. I'm planing on torturing a rabbit or some other small furry creature.

Hopefully an endangered species if I can find one.

[guitar man]

23. I went into the bathroom

...and took my morning Palin at 10am on the dot right on schedule. In honor of her birthday, I winked and said "you betcha" when I flushed it! :silly:

[AlCzervik]

24. i'm encouraging Michelle Duggar to have another child and name it The Alaska Disastah.

[KharmaTrain]

25. 45 Bong Salute???

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

and one for good luck...

:smoke:

Damn...I'm hungry...anyone got any mooseburgers???

[azmouse]

26. I'm buying thousands of dollars worth of clothing, you betcha, too, also...

and I'm charging it all to the Republican party. :party:

[hamsterjill]

27. Looking out my window

To see if *I* can see Russia from my house!

[Earth_First]

28. We all call her office pretending to be various world leaders sending Birthday wishes?! n/t

[4 t 4]

30. Shoot a wolf from the air

And behead a turkey and ignore the starving people in my state and the first dude is gonna ignore his subpoena and cut More funding for pregnant teens and not pick up a newspaper-ever and go outside to look for Putin lets see what did I forget...

[LeftHander]

29. Happy gosh darn birthday to me!

[4 t 4]

34. Wheee hehheheheh

[The Straight Story]

31. Going out on my back porch and learning all about russia

:)

[Aristus]

33. I'm not celebrating nothin' until I can be reasonably sure that I'll never hear her name

mentioned ever again anywhere ever...





...so, it'll be a while...

[SeattleVet]

35. Who? Oh, you mean she's still around?

I thought that she did her little "slink back to the state with the population of a decent-sized county" thing a while ago. The less she is mentioned, the better. Let her bask in her obscurity.

[Hubert Flottz]

36. I'd thought about inviting all the repubs I know over for a...

peanut butter sandwich.