Rush Limbaugh calls Obama "Satan"

[Manix]

On the radio, Feb 13, Limbaugh, upon a caller suggesting he sit down with Obama to talk, likened it to asking Jesus to sit down with Satan.

[malaise]

or Gandhi to talk with Rush

aka Hitler. Fuck Rush!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. I liken it to han Solo sitting down with Jabba The Hutt. nt

[EFerrari]

23. . .

:rofl:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

28. Yeah, I think we all know how that little meeting ended.

:)

[patrick t. cakes]

27. that is funny

:spray: :rofl:

[eleny]

2. So now Rush thinks he's Jesus

Time for the rubber room.

[Journeyman]

13. Well, he didn't make certain who was who in his little analogy. . .

Obama is closer in appearance to Christ than Rush, while Rush exhibits most of the outward signs of deadly sin associated with Beelzebub, so perhaps that was his subconscious parallel.

[BuelahWitch]

36. That's how we need to spin it

Remember when poor John Lennon said that The Beatles were "bigger than Jesus"? Rush sounds rather blasphemous, equating himself with Jesus...

[Orrex]

3. The Christian Right should censure Rush immediately for casting himself as Jesus

According to the canonical texts, Jesus was not a multi-millionaire, multipy-divorced, war-mongering Oxycontin addict. It is offensive for Rush to portray himself as analogous to the purported Son of God.

[GreenTea]

4. Then one can say, pigman Limbaugh is calling himself "Jesus".

[BOSSHOG]

5. Jesus and his three x-wives to chat about the sanctity of marriage?

Gosh and rush wonders why I know he fears the return of the fairness doctrine. Lordy if he did actually have any talent he'd have nothing to worry about. Lordy if he weren't him he'd have friends and a social life.

[11 Bravo]

21. I missed the scripture wherein Jesus popped an illegal Viagra and boned an under-age Dominican boy.

Maybe Rush could climb behind the Golden EIB (Erection In Bottle) microphone and educate me.

[denverbill]

6. Actually, Jesus did have a chat with Satan.

Jesus survived that just fine.

It was the religious fundamentalists that did him in.

[Sheets of Easter]

7. Funny how Rush forgets his New Testament unless it's convenient.

[4 t 4]

Welcome to the land of the Republican

Opposite World: * Rush thinks he Jesus which means he's Satan

* Compares Obama to Satan Which means he's a saint


republican speak! Ya got to love it

[derby378]

8. We appreciate that you're willing to listen to Rush on behalf of DU...

...but I stopped listening to Rush around 1996 or so. Let's just say I was going through a long transition period.

[4 t 4]

32. I've listened to him

less than like 5 times in my whole life

[aquart]

9. He thinks he's Jesus?

Now there's a call to the faithful.

[wundermaus]

10. Rush is a giant dick.

And what do you do with a giant dick?

click. - all gone!

[lunatica]

24. Yeah but he still has an itty bitty dick

:rofl:

[Believing Is Art]

11. Well, I guess Rush is about as much like Jesus as Obama is like Satan

Someone didn't do very well on the analogies part of the SAT :crazy:

[SpiralHawk]

12. "I'll sit only if Obama will do some drugs with me." - Rush

"That's MY Way. Smirk."

- Rush 'draft dodging drug abuser' Limbaugh

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Why would anyone want to talk with Rush?

He is a big fat nothing, except in his own mind.

[Jackpine Radical]

15. Hey, wait--how can we be sure

Rush didn't have it right--equating himself with Satan maybe? (And Obama with...)

[alphafemale]

57. That was my take on it. Especially since he's mockingly referred to Obama as The Messiah.

Didn't hear it though and don't intend to.

[FiveGoodMen]

16. When asked to comment, the real Satan said that Rush was a particularly nasty shit he once took.

Satan went on to say that he couldn't even breath through his nose or look back at the awful mess until it was completely flushed.

"Hope I never take another dump like that one!" said the Devil.

[Redstone]

18. Oh, that's a damn funny comment. Thanks for giving me a chuckle.

Redstone

[Fireweed247]

17. I think he meant it, but the other way around...

Limbaugh is Blasphemous all of the time. He claims his 'talent' is on loan from God or something like that. I don't understand how fundies can listen to him. He is also anti family, pro adultery...it is very odd. I don't get it.

[Cheap_Trick]

19. And I call Rush a child-molesting, pill-popping, fat-ass sack of shit.

Cuz that's what he is.

[HillWilliam]

47. A sack of shit with

an ass on his cyst.

[Dukkha]

20. Oh come on. I like Obama but he's no Jesus

Just like Rush is but a pimple on the ass of the Prince of Darkness

He's the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. not even enough.

On second thought, 'Diet" and 'Rush' would never appear in the same sentence.

[Cha]

58. Exactly..it would be like Obama sitting down

with beelzebub.

[lunatica]

22. First Joe the Plumber, then Octo the Mom, now Rush the Jesus

Where will it end?

[krabigirl]

33. the media loves this kind of crap

[Vinca]

25. First he's the Messiah, then he's "magic," now Satan?

Rush must be hallucinating.

[olegramps]

26. In many countries, their station would have come under siege by a mob of protesters.

I wonder if Americans have gone soft. Certainly not like our parents and grandparents that withstood hired thugs to break up union sit ins.

[librechik]

29. Huh. It is like Jesus sitting down with Satan. But not the way Rush thinks...

anyway, if Obama were Satan, can Rush claim Jesus wouldn't talk to him and forgive him too?

This is low, slimey stuff. Rush is icky.

[movonne]

30. Yes but which one is Satin and which one is Jesus????I know the answer...

[TWiley]

31. Oh for fucks sake ...... Breaking ... TWiley calls Limbaugh an Ass Hole

a big puffy fat ass hole to be exact

[KharmaTrain]

34. Pump Up The Volume...

The "pile on" game begins...

Hannity surely will chime in that Obama is an Islamic Satan
Savage will say Obama is a Kenyan Satan with bad breath
Ingraham will say Obama is a lesbian Satan who eats dead babies...

more shrill...more noise...more "outrage"

ALL BULLSHIT

[mbee]

35. These people have no shame! Housing is selling in places

like Ohio for $7,000 and these people just keep trying to sell their snake oil! Hopefully, all the people living in pup tents won't be fooled again.

[Sebastian Doyle]

37. So Limpdick thinks he's Jesus now?

Well, let's test that, shall we?

Let's take him off the coast of Florida, about 10 miles or so. Drop him off in the water. If he's Jesus, he'll be able to walk back to Palm Beach. If he's not, no big loss. :evilgrin:

[Marr]

38. I forget-- did Jesus mock the sick or heal them?

[mitchum]

39. WWJBWAFUON? WHO WOULD JESUS BUGGER WHILE ALL FUCKED UP ON NARCOTICS?

[DesertRat]

40. Limbaugh is desperate.

[MilesColtrane]

41. Any day now Rush will ask his listeners to pop an Oxycontin in remembrance of Him.

[deminks]

42. Comedian Rash Limburger thinks he's Jeeesus?

I don't think that oxy talking. I think that's something else.

[lpbk2713]

43. So now OxyRush will no doubt deny having said it.

Just like he denied saying he hopes the President fails.

"Okay, I'll send you a response, but I don't need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails.' (interruption) What are you laughing at? See, here's the point. Everybody thinks it's outrageous to say. Look, even my staff, 'Oh, you can't do that.' Why not? Why is it any different, what's new, what is unfair about my saying I hope liberalism fails? Liberalism is our problem. Liberalism is what's gotten us dangerously close to the precipice here. Why do I want more of it? I don't care what the drive-by story is. I would be honored if the drive-by media headlined me all day long: 'Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.' Somebody's gotta say it."

He flip-flopped on that one real quick. :rofl:


Link: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=14&entry_id=34773

[crimsonblue]

44. At least Rush is recognizing that he himself is Satan.

[ShortnFiery]

45. I can't believe this unpatriotic horse's ass is STILL on Armed Forces Radio Network.

:thumbsdown: FIRE HIM! :grr:

[lib2DaBone]

46. As our nation swirls around the toilet and down the drain....

Yet RUSH and the Neocons can find it in them to criticize and obstruct any progress towards a recovery.

Didn't France deal with these same people via the underground in Europe in 1943?

[budkin]

48. How could Satan sit down with himself?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

49. When you start comparing yourself to Jesus, no matter what the context...

It is beyond apparent that the tracks are there, but the train is running elsewhere.


Get help Rush. Seriously.

[NutmegYankee]

50. More like that scene where Han Solo meets with Jaba the Hut n/t

[pipi_k]

51. Actually I hear Satan was a pretty decent guy who unfortunately

got a lot of really bad press.


He should have hired Jesus' PR agent.

[earth mom]

52. Limbaugh has been waiting to say that ever since Chavez called * the Devil-which he is.

:eyes:

[DRoseDARs]

53. I'm not a Christian, but it's my understanding that Jesus DID talk with Satan...

Sure, they didn't see eye-to-eye and Jesus ultimately rejected Satan, but they still talked. :shrug:

[Bluenorthwest]

55. You are correct...

And that was my first thought reading this as well...but then again, Rush' whole life is a failed analogy, in a way.

[dcindian]

54. LOL

That is just perfect keep it up Rush..... The republicans are making their final push towards a true terrorist organization and taking the christians with them.

[Stevenmarc]

56. Well Rush let's go to the middle of the Atlantic and watch your fat ass walk on water