Let's make shit up about how the administrators use our donation money!

[devilgrrl]

Some say that Skinner and Elad use our hard earned cash for hookers and booze!!!!!!

[hedgehog]

1. I heard the hot tub sprung a leak and ruined the carpets in the Mods Lounge.

[Missy Vixen]

9. The upgrade to the palatial Mods Likker Cabinet was quite expensive, too

Have you priced a bar blender lately? Sheesh!

:woohoo:

[DearAbby]

10. I had heard

::leaning closer to whisper::: the administrators, just renovated their cyber offices, new carpeting with the DU logo, and a Jack La Lane super Juicer. And a New Corporate Jet. :::nods head knowingly::: uh huh, it's true!

[Arugula Latte]

2. As I posted in that other thread, they plan to spend $30 million to study the harvest mouse!

They're in on it with Pelosi. :grr:

[azmouse]

3. They tried to buy Pres Obama's former Senate seat.

[libnnc]

4. actually, I heard it was swisher sweets, hookers and thunderbird

:popcorn:

[Blue-Jay]

5. Elad uses our donations to order Omaha Steaks.

[Bluebear]

6. It's all a front for the Unification Church of Reverend Moon. nt

[malaise]

7. I saw them in MoBay

at Doctor's Cave Beach :rofl:

Under the blue umbrella.

change link

[SmileyRose]

8. USB cords - probably the gold tipped kind.

and I'm glad they do. :)

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. Transportation costs:

Skinner (includes entertainment):


Elad:

[devilgrrl]

14. I heard Skinner and Elad used Air Force 1 to travel 100 measley miles!!!!!

:wow:

[flvegan]

12. Some say they're converting their Ferraris to biofuel, and that's pricey.

[Initech]

13. They take our money and go to Vegas and bet it all on the craps table.

[Double T]

15. Heard they are investing it in hedge funds in the Cayman Islands.

[WolverineDG]

16. They bought controlling stock in Sham-Wow & Ped-Egg nt

[EFerrari]

22. Now we know who's behind those Obama coins!

[The Straight Story]

17. They Funnel it to FR, where they both post a lot

:)

[BR_Parkway]

18. Trojans - because they didn't want the condom makers laid off after Boner

objected to them getting money - after all, making condoms isn't a 'real' job - just a stretchy one!

[redwitch]

19. Shower curtains.

Gold with diamond studs. And as soon as I have 20 bucks I'm sending it so they can replace the old ones. Gold mildews terribly.
Series though, I miss the days when I was merely broke. :-( Thank God others can donate now so I still have DU to help me through. I love this place.

[Starry Messenger]

20. I heard they have an invisible jet.

I just assumed that the hookers and booze came free with that. :shrug:

[flvegan]

21. Rap lessons so they can be the "new" Beastie Boys.

[Starry Messenger]

25. I do see a resemblance, now you mention it...

[Coexist]

32. !!

[billyoc]

23. The majority of it, yes.

But they squander the rest!

[lpbk2713]

24. "Hooked on Phonics" subscriptions for freepers.

Well, at least it goes to a needy cause.

[Swede]

26. I hear they are building an extravagant embassy in Baghdad.

I hope I can find out why before I have an "accident".

[Liberal_in_LA]

27. Caviar and expensive champagne!

[Coexist]

28. someone "in the know" told me

they have a gambling problem and need the cash to make good on a bet owed to Jake 'the Bookie' Bookman - for a foolish wager on the migratory patterns of fetal rat brain cells and human glioma cells in the adult rat brain.

Sad, really.

[FSogol]

29. If they use it for booze, let me know and I'll send another $20.

:woohoo:

[liberalmuse]

30. I heard our DU dollars went towards an extensive scientific study...

to determine why Boehner is orange. They originally thought it might have been a recessive Oompa Loompa gene, but there is actually a very simple explanation. Cheetohs! True story.

[graywarrior]

31. They're using the money for Clown School

and duck wrangling training.

[gollygee]

33. $150,000 for a new wardrobe.

Nice red shoes were a part of the deal.

[NikolaC]

34. I Could Swear

that I saw Skinner gambling the money away at a No Limit Holdem Ring cash game by going all in with a 6s4d against someone with pp AA preflop :).

[eleny]

35. Upkeep at the Skinner Estate is such a bear!

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/02/23/updown_court_wideweb__470x304,2.jpg

[cobalt1999]

36. They are launching a DU satellite

[Greyhound]

37. They took my money and gave my oldest greyhound congestive heart failure!

Sorry to say this is partly true.
:cry:

[cobalt1999]

38. It's all donated to PETA, Olive Garden, and Cigarette ads.

They have to keep those institutions around or 1/2 the posts here will dry up.

[TlalocW]

39. About to cross a line

I hear they go down to Home Depot and hire migrant workers to come back home and choke them while they take showers.

Totally stolen from the Lois Kills Stewie episode of Family Guy (where the rumor was originally about Rob Schneider)

TlalocW

[jmg257]

40. I heard it is a Ponzi scheme, and they are using our donations to pay off investers

in their less-successful porn sites.