Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club

[The Straight Story]

Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club

Last Updated: Tuesday, Feb 17 2009 11:49 AM

Which venue would you think gets more reports of trouble calls: Déjà Vu Show Bar or Chuck E. Cheese's and John's Incredible Pizza? The strip club, or the family-friendly pizza shops?

Well, the kid's birthday bash spots take the cake. They've each been home to more peace disturbances in the last three years than the club, according to statistics gathered from law enforcement agencies.

And oddly enough, so have Skateland, Fox Theater, Riley's Tavern, Riverwalk and Rabobank Arena.

We asked for statistics to see how often police get called to various kid's venues around town, as well as some other popular non-kid's venues to compare. We also looked at how many annoyances were reported for each.

Among the family entertainment venues, Chuck E. Cheese received the most peace disturbances, with nearly 30 percent of the calls for service being for just that.

http://www.bakersfield.com/hourly_news/story/691054.html

Moral of the story, take your kids to strip clubs for their birthday parties :)

[Motown_Johnny]

1. nobody at a strip club calls the cops..... DOH !!! (that is what the bouncers are for)

[MineralMan]

2. Hell yes! And if it's a good old Texas titty bar, your kids

just might get to meet a former President or Senator or something.

[Lost in CT]

3. Tittie bars reduce stress... Chucky Cheese on the other hand. nt

[Kalyke]

6. Eh... not to us women.

Both of them cause stress to us.

[YOY]

9. Take a trip to the male versions and let some steam off.

I know a place in Niagra Falls that has something for everyone on two different floors. Top floor was for the ladies and gay dudes and bottom had straight dudes and lesbians. Everyone was getting along.

[Kalyke]

LMAO! I live in Tennessee.

Do you think we'd have such a thing here?

There is no male nudity allowed in Tennessee!

Besides... I'm not interested. It's kind of boring.

[YOY]

14. According to some female friends of mine sometimes the mildest women act the craziest there.

Just goofing off and nothing really bizarre of course. You'd be surprised.

Shame about that in Tennessee. Guess I'll keep my pants on there in public!

[Zywiec]

10. How does a strip bar cause women stress?

I mean since you seem to speak for all of them.

:shrug:

[Kalyke]

11. Societal pressure on women to be sex objects.

You don't read DU much.

[Zywiec]

16. I'm sure that stress doesn't include all women

As you say, you find nudity boring and I can't believe all women feel that way either.

Also, I do read DU and would love for you to point to any thread where there is 100% agreement on anything?

[dustbunnie]

22. Doesn't include me either.

Plus, I've often looked upon my SO as a sex object so guess I'm a horrible person. :D

[NeedleCast]

20. I bet some of our resident DU exotic dancers

would disagree.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

23. Pff.

DU causes stress to people who take it too seriously.

[a la izquierda]

17. Not to this woman, but that's just me.

I could care less if my husband goes. I've gone with him. Hell, I've gone without him with other guy friends and my husband doesn't care. But...we've had a very odd marriage-he worked in the music industry as a tour manager for the first two years of our marriage and we rarely saw each other. If I couldn't trust him then, we'd never have married. Why worry about a strip club?:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

4. Alternatively, Chuck E. Cheese could learn to do lap dances?

:dunce: The 'E' is for "Erotic," folks. :silly:

[The Straight Story]

7. I can see the names of pizza's there....

Stripped - Cheese only
Bouncing Boobies - Xtra Cheese, Pepperoni
Dad's Delight - Anchovies... :rofl:

[NeedleCast]

21. Since they have no idea how to do pizza

it's not a half bad idea. Figure they gotta get something right.

[Oregone]

5. Proof that perverts are less raucous than soccer moms and football dads

[Earth_First]

8. :pop:

:popcorn:

[JVS]

12. Strip clubs have their own bouncers, CEC doesn't

Everyone knows not to start shit in the strip club

[The Straight Story]

13. Then they need big bouncers dressed as mice, I can see the kids now

as a big mouse tosses their dad out the door :)

[Best_man23]

15. Had a friend who volunteered as a Little League coach

Even though the park had a cop there every night, he heard language that would have made a longshoreman blush. He quit after the THIRD time his car was vandalized.

[lightningandsnow]

18. I have a friend who works as the mascot at Chuck E. Cheese.

Should I be worried?

[The Straight Story]

19. Just keep plenty of beer and cheese on hand if they go off

:)

[bertman]

24. The real news here is that the Bakersfield Californian proofreader is incompetent.

[MajorChode]

25. Chuck-E-Cheeze hell, the song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nLGtuDZTk6o