General Motors is stumped as to what to do with HUMMER. Me too.

[burythehatchet]

No one could have imagined that the HUMMER product line was not going to make it. (Besides Condi perhaps)

[B3Nut]

1. Recycle 'em all.

The seats would make great desk chairs and lobby furniture. The rest can be melted down for materials to use to make more responsible vehicles. I'll take a couple chairs.... :D

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[Dover]

2. Homeless shelters!!!

Just park them like a mobile home and provide bathrooms! They can feel safe in those things.

[burythehatchet]

5. OMG the same eact thing just occurred to me!?!? Just disable the engines

and park them in an area like a trailer park where water and sewer are available.

[Kalyke]

3. Recyle them. Duh.

Melt them down and reuse the metal. Retrofit the parts for other SUVs and trucks. I'm sure many of the parts are interchangeable anyway. Most factory line-assembled items are.

Donate some to charities in rural areas so that the employees can go out into the community and check on their cases (in some rural communities, the terrain is such that a four-wheel drive is necessary).

I can think of a lot of uses for them!

[zbdent]

4. what ... there's not a war going on?

I guess that's the only place that can afford to buy them, now ... now that there's no half-off tax incentive for buying them ...

[TlalocW]

6. Quit production of them

That will keep any more of the ugly things from getting on the street, and dealers can get a financial shot in the arm by upping their prices on them since they're now collectors' items (and you can bet that some dopes will buy them based on that).

TlalocW

[madrchsod]

7. sell it to the chinese

i`m sure they will do a great job in redesigning them into a functional military vehicle. actually the hummer would probably be a good vehicle for civilian use in the countryside and remote ares of china. with a new generation diesel engine the hummer would be the ideal vehicle.

[Historic NY]

10. they already have a knock off version the Dongfeng EQ2050

http://www.chinacartimes.com/2006/11/13/the-chinese-humvee-copy-eastwind-eq2050-dongfeng-eq2050/

[BlooInBloo]

8. It's funny when people get stumped about how to fix problem they themselves created.

[tularetom]

9. Turn 'em all over to Mythbusters

And let them blow them up real good.

[Dover]

11. I sense another 'artificial reef' in the making off our coastline...n/t

[LiberalEsto]

12. Drop them on the super-rich

They make a nice splat.

[Javaman]

13. crush them and shred them like they did to their electric car.

they didn't seem to have a problem then. Why a problem with this icon of stupid over indulgence?

[SlicerDicer-]

14. Buyback scheme with their tarp! Then smelt it down and make batteries or something.

Or how bout this GM just go away.