Woman subdues car thief with a Headlock and Wedgie

[TWiley]

Woman wields wedgie to subdue suspect
Technician says she saw man trying to break into a co-worker’s car

updated 4:47 p.m. ET, Tues., Feb. 17, 2009
SALT LAKE CITY - It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.

The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.

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[liberal N proud]

1. Headlock and a wedgie

:rofl:

[TWiley]

2. Looks like the crisis hit the criminal population as well

[YOY]

6. TWO BIIIIIIITS!!!

[xchrom]

3. ...

:spray: -- remind me to stand across the room from any one named yvonne.

[opihimoimoi]

4. He is gonna have a hard time explaining this to his friends I'm sure

[Mugu]

15. I'm going to guess that general population isn't going to be fun. n/t

[kestrel91316]

5. Don't ever try to mess with somebody whose job description involves

restraining pit bulls and chows.

[DBoon]

7. I would have guess she was a high school gym instructor

Handling agressive dogs comes close

[KittyWampus]

13. I would have guessed professional wrestler

[Warpy]

8. Ah HA! She had something to do with medicine

My guess last night was that she had to be a hospital worker.

Vet techs also know how to wrestle non compliant patients.

Anybody who goes after a woman in scrubs is asking for more trouble than he ever thought he'd see in his lifetime.

The wedgie was a nice touch.

[Javaman]

9. I hope she didn't give him the dreaded rear admiral!!! nt

[TWiley]

19. What on earth is the "Dreaded Rear Admiral"?

[Javaman]

24. LOL

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rear%20a...

check out definition #2.

[TWiley]

25. eh eh eh, leave it to bart

[catnhatnh]

10. OOH, OOH...I love this kind of thread...

I'll bet the wedgie was at least a .45 caliber and the headlock was an automatic!!!

[csziggy]

11. Reminds me of this story

[Mugu]

14. I remember that story. I still smile every time I think of it. n/t

[malaise]

20. That's hilarious

:rofl:

[guitar man]

12. hahaha!!

she should have thrown in a purple nurple for good measure!! :rofl:

[lame54]

16. Did she follow it up with a purple nurple?

[TWiley]

18. No .... she issued the dreaded DR. REAMER !

[Mari333]

17. heh. my sons used to yell "HINDER BINDER!!"

and then proceed to pull up the others tighty whities until they all ended up whining to me about the other. good story, i wonder if her easy access to the guys underwear was because he was wearing his jeans low.

[WI_DEM]

21. thief must have been a nerd.

[Spirochete]

22. He's just lucky

she didn't give him an Indian burn and a wet willie to go along with it.

[TWiley]

23. Indian Burn subdues thief ...... LOL