Legalize hemp because I'm not recycling or conserving paper anymore.

[RadiationTherapy]

I have had it with the multicolored, ink saturated, glossy junk mail that serves no purpose but welfare for the Post Office. The amount of paper I encounter people using needlessly on a daily basis is beyond obscene; it is, essentially, a slow suicide of ignorance, laziness, and glut. I am now going to do my part to accelerate the waste. I won't use much more than I already do, but into the garbage with it now.

[panader0]

1. It's especially difficult to recycle rolling papers..............

Legalize it!

[MrModerate]

2. Heck, legalize hemp because recycling it is so much fun!

At least in jurisdictions where "burning" (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) is allowed.

[DavidDvorkin]

3. "Welfare for the Post Office"?

I think the PO loses money on junk mail and has to make it up with First Class.

Aside from that, you're saying that because other people offend you with their excess, you should respond by helping to damage the environment.

[Romulox]

4. I think you have that 180 degrees backward. nt

[RadiationTherapy]

5. WHATEVER they are doing with junk mail is bulllllllllshiiiiit.

Yeah. I am calling America out. I am accelerating the demise. And, yes, I have a 7 year old.

This whole country is a throbbing, smelling boil on the verge of pus-bursting full of sick, fake, plastic people who really, really, don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. So, yes, put me in the nose-cut/spite-face camp.