I can solve every problem so easy

[salinen]

- The upper 1% should pay no taxes.
- Scientist should be jailed for their thoughts.
- Double the military budget.
- Detain homosexuals
- No regulations for Wall Street.
- Begin War with Iran, N. Korea, and Palestine. Maybe Venezuela.
- Halt all Social Security and Welfare.
- The media should be all propaganda.
- Everyone needs to carry a gun at all times.

Am I too late with these ideas? Crap. Glenn Beck is a genius, god confirmed it.

[Aviation Pro]

1. You forgot....

....select a malleable, spiteful moron as President.
....make sure an evil, no hearted shitstain selects himself to be the moron's Vice President.
....make sure a group of bought SC judges decides a presidential election for the moron.

[Lex]

2. And

- Everyone drives an SUV, the bigger the better
- Drilling allowed anywhere for oil
- Pledge of Allegiance at school . . . and at work
- Sunday school every day of week!

[Jackpine Radical]

3. OMG, what a brilliant plan!

Should we find some easily manipulable front person to run for office, or you wanna run yourself? If you don't want it, maybe somebody like the Governor of Alaska or something. She does have a good front, after all.

[treestar]

4. You forget privatizing everything

No public schools
Mandatory prayers in schools and membership in Christian churches
Allow Jim Crow laws again
No birth control and no abortion and mandatory jail for teen pregnancy

[Ilsa]

6. Don't forget: public executions for doctors who prescribe birth control. nt

[SmileyRose]

5. You forgot

- close all public schools
- execute all union leaders and outlaw unions
- get rid of the damn furriners
- hand all the darkies a ticket back to Africa
- post the 10 commandments everywhere but in church
- go to a one party system of government
- outlaw women in the workplace (women too ugly to attract a man can be nurses, teachers or secretaries)
- outlaw all forms of birth control

[cherokeeprogressive]

7. I almost stopped reading at your first bullet point.

Thank goodness I continued, otherwise I would have surely made a huge ass out of myself!

Who's Glenn Beck?

[elocs]

8. "Everyone needs to carry a gun at all times."

You would certainly get some here who would support that.

[Rectangle]

9. Shouldn't all non-Christians be rounded up, and forced into concentration camps?

And, of course, all LIBERALS too. Right?
And to those who won't be re-educated?
Well.........let's just say we can fix that!!
It's so simple!!!:crazy:

BTW, you forgot about Medicare! Those dollars should go straight
to Wall Street executives!!