Some freeper thread titles for your amusement.

[Fuzz]

Sometimes the thread title says it all, and here are some from one scan of their page that I find amusing right now:

I Am Almost Ready to Support Succession

Middlemen try to deflect public anger over underage marriages

90-year-old Madoff Victim Back at Work (Inspiration Alert!!)

How old is the earth?

VIDEO: Proof Obama Wants Black Children To Remain In Poverty;Plan All Along Was Increase Welfare

Call to action: Tea Party MISSISSIPPI!

Obama And Michelle Ask Progressive Groups For Help Driving White House Agenda (Commie Alert!)

Alan Keyes speaking the truth about radical communism and Obama

Remember Rev. Wright?

I’m a Racist Coward!

What Is Science?

The Winds Of Civil War: Illinois-Driven Marxist Attempt To Conquer Union

Obama's Civilian National Security Force

[BlooInBloo]

1. Classic.

[47of74]

2. In other words, the reason I can't really abide Republicans anymore.

[tsuki]

20. I cannot find any here. They are all independents or libertarians. nt

[Ishoutandscream2]

26. That's what I hear, too

Which makes me respond, "Bullshit."

[EastTennesseeDem]

3. Re: The Madoff topic

I could not believe that was true until I Googled it. Unfuckingbelievable.

[Critters2]

6. What? You don't find that inspirational? nt

[EastTennesseeDem]

23. About as inspirational as, and akin to

having to return to Iraq after being diagnosed with a psychological disorder (i.e. my cousin).

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. There's an opera in there somewhere,

screaming to get out.

Or is that me?

[Bicoastal]

5. I'd like to see these morans try to in the "succeed" in the 21st century. Just TRY that.

They have no idea how ridiculous they are, because propagandists like Limbaugh and true whackjobs like Keyes encourage them.

[Critters2]

7. "Almost ready to support succession"

:rofl:

[jobycom]

10. So they are ready to drop their support of synchronicity?

Or is it just political, in that they hate that whole one-president-following-another thing?

[barbtries]

18. i liked that one too

will it rise to the level of hugh and moran

[creeksneakers2]

21. Succession isn't patriotic

[Odin2005]

27. To be fair, a lot of people spell "secede" and "secession" wrong.

I have a bad habit of putting 2 C's there.

Still, it's funny! They are the masters of SUCK-cession. :evilgrin:

[Cheap_Trick]

8. Well, at least the racist coward was being honest with himself.

Why, in a few years he MAY be able to move out of his mother's basement.

[Vektor]

12. I was about to post that very same comment, but you beat me to it. n/t

[leftstreet]

9. LOL Most of those titles sound like they were written by Trolls

I think FR has a wee problem

:rofl:

[jobycom]

11. Assuming Bubba Freep meant secession, doesn't that mean they are finally admitting

that they are the real enemies of America? They hate America, they want to leave, all that?

[BlooInBloo]

15. They never stopped being enemies of America - since "The War Of Northern Aggression".

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

13. "90-year-old Madoff Victim Back at Work (Inspiration Alert!!)"

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Yep, get those nonagenarians who were stolen blind by Repuke criminals out there workin' at Wal-Mart and Mickey D's. Plenty of dignity in that. :grr: Dog, Freepers get dumber and more out of touch every day, Which is a frightening thought in and of itself.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Here, I finished them for you:

I Am Almost Ready to Support Succession: As soon as I can pry my fat ass off of my plastic covered couch

Middlemen try to deflect public anger over underage marriages: At least we're not Teh GAY!

90-year-old Madoff Victim Back at Work (Inspiration Alert!!): You can have my paper hat and french fry cooker when you pry them from my brittle, arthritic hands, Commies

How old is the earth? 4,500 Years or 6,000 Years-- we'll investigate BOTH scientifical theories!

VIDEO: Proof Obama Wants Black Children To Remain In Poverty;Plan All Along Was Increase Welfare: And Michelle Obama says "Whitey", too!

Call to action: Tea Party MISSISSIPPI!: My kids got so excited when I told them about my plan to go 'teabagging' with my FR friends. They couldnt stop laughing, they were so happy.

Obama And Michelle Ask Progressive Groups For Help Driving White House Agenda (Commie Alert!): Not to be confused with our FR "comma alert", when one of our brave keyboard commandos is in danger of using correct punctuation

Alan Keyes speaking the truth about radical communism and Obama: He still sounds like Marvin the Fuckin' Martian

Remember Rev. Wright?: DAM YoUUU, Mainstream Media, for not reporting this story further!!!! DAMMM YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!1111!!!

I’m a Racist Coward!: No Shit.

What Is Science?: French, for "Satan".

The Winds Of Civil War: Illinois-Driven Marxist Attempt To Conquer Union: Verily, I would be lost if it wasn't for Ron Paul's secret communiques to me, through my dental work.

Obama's Civilian National Security Force: Did I tell you Ron Paul talks to me through my fillings?

[zeemike]

25. ...

<rofl>

[Odin2005]

28. "I would be lost if it wasn't for Ron Paul's secret communiques to me, through my dental work". ROFL

:rofl:

[Baikonour]

16. .

[sammythecat]

19. Jesus! Are they for real?

They look pretty damn scary and unreasonable.

The one guy looks like he puked on himself last week.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

29. Don't forget this guy

[Hissyspit]

17. Succession. noun

| s∂k'se sh∂n |

1 a number of people or things sharing a specified characteristic and following one after another: she had served as secretary to a succession of board directors

SYNONYMS a succession of exciting events SEQUENCE series, progression, chain, cycle, round, string, train, line, run, flow, stream

I'm almost ready to support things following other things, too!

[YOY]

22. Ah the pathetic whinings of the useless.

30+s who live in their parents basement. 50+s who fill the vacuous Dittohead ranks, and the assorted fundies who have no idea what they have gotten themselves into.

[spanone]

24. thanks, but no thanks