Bush declines hardware store job

[babsbunny]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7904222.stm

George W Bush has paid a jokey visit to a hardware store in Dallas, Texas, which offered him a job as a greeter.

The former US president entered the Elliott's outlet with his security detail saying "I'm looking for a job", store manager Andrea Bond said.

[Botany]

1. Excuse me where are the cotter pins?

how about ring shank nails?



tapcon screws?



hey W if you put 2 2x4 boards side to side how wide would it be?

8" or 4" or 7"

[ixion]

2. never having done an honest days work in his life

but opts not to start now.

[lazer47]

3. He knows he can't pass the drug screen,,,,

[ginnyinWI]

5. can't even fill out the application form.

dyslexia.

[lazer47]

7. more like dumassia..

[Myrina]

4. He would have no fucking idea how to work in a hardware store!

OMG, cart-herder would be the top rung of his career ladder!!

[Botany]

6. shopping cart herder? Way beyond his level

[jmowreader]

8. I know the perfect job for him. He has experience too!

He could be the Credit Card Captain for a Home Depot store.

He doesn't have to know anything about the product. All he needs to do is to walk around the store talking people into spending money they don't have on things they SOMETIMES need.

I could tell you horror stories about the Credit Card Captains I've known, but they're too painful for public consumption. Anyway, Bush could definitely do that.