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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 01:43 PM
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I hear 75% of ex-Bushies can't find jobs. I know where they can apply. I'm compassionate!
The job's requirements are few, and easy for most ex-Bushies to fulfill,
from the lowest fake White House journalist right on up to Dick Cheney:

"Applicant must have proven dishonesty, corruptibility and incompetence, plus
must show strong traits of meanness, religious fanaticism and vindictiveness."

---apply to Mullah Omar, The Taliban, Peshawar, Pakistan (you will be taken
blindfolded by donkey--we cannot respect party symbols, sorry--to your interview).
Some knowledge of Pashto is preferable, but language instruction is provided if
not. Health benefits are non-existent, but you won't miss them (we'll explain).

The ex-Bushies might have to take a slight pay cut, but other than that, they
should be lining up, once they find out about this exciting job prospect.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 01:46 PM
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1. I hear there's a hardware store in Dallas that may hire them
maybe they ought to check it out.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 01:47 PM
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2. No, you don't understand
In Dallas, we have WAY too many of them!!!!!!!!!!

We'll never thin out their ranks in Texas if you keep suggesting stuff like that!!
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 01:57 PM
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3. Whatever you do, don't send them north!
We have too many in Oklahoma as well.

We need to find some nice place next to a toxic dump site for them to work. Chances are, they won't have an issue with that, since they don't care about the environment.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 03:31 PM
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7. I think they would treat a toxic waste site like Brer Rabbit would treat the briar patch!
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 02:41 PM
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6. Well, I don't think Bush got the job yesterday
I guess that hardware store owner wants a little character in his employees.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 01:59 PM
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4. Recommend for the best idea ever
rec
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 02:01 PM
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5. They should apply here - it's perfect for them...
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