DFW
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:43 PM
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I hear 75% of ex-Bushies can't find jobs. I know where they can apply. I'm compassionate! |
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The job's requirements are few, and easy for most ex-Bushies to fulfill, from the lowest fake White House journalist right on up to Dick Cheney:
"Applicant must have proven dishonesty, corruptibility and incompetence, plus must show strong traits of meanness, religious fanaticism and vindictiveness."
---apply to Mullah Omar, The Taliban, Peshawar, Pakistan (you will be taken blindfolded by donkey--we cannot respect party symbols, sorry--to your interview). Some knowledge of Pashto is preferable, but language instruction is provided if not. Health benefits are non-existent, but you won't miss them (we'll explain).
The ex-Bushies might have to take a slight pay cut, but other than that, they should be lining up, once they find out about this exciting job prospect.
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:46 PM
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1. I hear there's a hardware store in Dallas that may hire them |
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maybe they ought to check it out.
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:47 PM
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2. No, you don't understand |
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In Dallas, we have WAY too many of them!!!!!!!!!!
We'll never thin out their ranks in Texas if you keep suggesting stuff like that!!
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:57 PM
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3. Whatever you do, don't send them north! |
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We have too many in Oklahoma as well.
We need to find some nice place next to a toxic dump site for them to work. Chances are, they won't have an issue with that, since they don't care about the environment.
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Mon Feb-23-09 03:31 PM
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7. I think they would treat a toxic waste site like Brer Rabbit would treat the briar patch! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:41 PM
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6. Well, I don't think Bush got the job yesterday |
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I guess that hardware store owner wants a little character in his employees.
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:59 PM
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4. Recommend for the best idea ever |
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:01 PM
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5. They should apply here - it's perfect for them... |
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