President Obama hit a home run tonight. Jindal struck out.

[panader0]

Any other sports analogies out there?

[Motown_Johnny]

1. not in the same league

[liberalmuse]

2. However...

I have this uncontrollable urge to go to the Home Depot this weekend for free Coke and hotdogs. And I'm a fucking vegetarian who is boycotting Coke. Dayum. This guy is good!

[Believing Is Art]

3. Obama scored a touchdown

Jindal's ass got safety'd.

[panader0]

4. Obama got penetration. Jindal was downed in the backfield.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

7. Is this now

a sex thread?

[panader0]

8. Yes

Remember the old baseball sex analogy? 1st base = kiss; 2nd base equals petting upstairs; 3rd base = petting downstairs;
home run? well, you know........

[Tangerine LaBamba]

11. Staring at screen................

A home run is when they get the ball in the .......... wait ............ there was penetration ................. is that what the quarterback means when he says 'Go deep'?

[likesmountains 52]

5. He peed himself in the batters' box...

[begin_within]

6. Personal foul

[Uzybone]

9. Jindal shit himself before he got to the plate

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. Jindal struck out playing T-ball... Obama

won the world series.

[Cerridwen]

12. Struck out?! I think he tripped trying to stand up in the dugout.

It kind of went downhill after that.

[Parker CA]

16. He knocked himself over in the on-deck circle swinging the weighted warm-up bat.

[TransitJohn]

13. not only struck out

but on the 3rd strike the bat slipped out of his hand and hit his 3rd base coach in the head and took him out.

[depakid]

14. Obama got a half century. Jindal out for a duck

(that's cricket, folks).

[johnfunk]

15. Could Bobby Swindal have done any worse? Doubtful...

I'm sure the GOP base ate up his EPIC FAIL anyway. Can't wait for the Jindal/Palin ticket in '12!

[Connie_Corleone]

17. And BOOM goes the dynamite!

[Berry Cool]

18. Obama landed the triple axel and the quad toe loop.

Jindal fell on the bunny hop.

[EastTennesseeDem]

19. Bobby Jindal = Bill Buckner. Obama = 1986 New York Met of your choice

[wickerwoman]

20. Obama pulled a hat trick; Jindal scored an own goal.

B-)

[4lbs]

21. If anyone has seen the movie "Major League", remember the scene where

Willie Mays Hayes tries to steal second, slides, and comes to a stop about 6 feet short?

The second baseman has the ball in glove, is smiling, and beckons him to continue.