Liar, Obstructionist, Governor, Bobby call me what you will.

[JohnnyBoots]

My name is Piyush "Bobby" Jindal. Call me what you will, but bottom line I am the enemy. I am a lying, obstructionist, Republican who doesn't really give a fuck about the people in my state. I could take money to extend their unemployment benefits, but I won't - Just to be a dick. I just care about my political career and what Michael "Cool Guy" Steele tells me to do so I can be on the ticket in 4 years.

Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? All I know is that Gov. jindal is a stinking Republican. Let's not sweat the small stuff and stay focused on what matters.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. If I were to render how I refer to Jindal phonetically, it would look something like...

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[Fire1]

2. LOL!!!