Octuplets mother offered $1M porn contract

[Incitatus]

The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.



Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.

Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure.

Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response.

The offer letter says Suleman's video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/25/state/n103410S81.DTL

[Goblinmonger]

1. Oy!

You can't possibly be serious.

[Deja Q]

2. Well, Oprah didn't pony up. Nobody should be surprised by this turn of events.

[tangent90]

3. I think it's too late

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopussy

[EOTE]

8. You are so bad!!!

What's even funnier, if you click on that link and then select Disambiguation, one of the other links listed there is Nadya Suleman. That's too damn funny.

[dysfunctional press]

13. octopussy 2...duh.

or- they could do a gang-bang film called "eight isn't enough"...i'm guessing adam rich could use the work too...

[tridim]

4. I never want to see that plastic idiot naked

She makes me sick even fully clothed.

[TroglodyteScholar]

6. So I'm not the only one who noticed her face is probably full of collagen?

Whew, I was worried there for a second.

[Quantess]

14. The collagen lips and botoxed forehead were the first things I noticed about her.

Some priorities, huh. Cosmetic procedures aren't cheap.

[TroglodyteScholar]

16. It makes me sad...

...because before so many details emerged, many of us took a position in defense of this woman's right to CHOSE. Seems she's doing everything in her power to make us regret that position. :(

[CTyankee]

26. This is much more of a case of mental illness so you can't lay it at the feet

of the "right to choose."

This woman is incompetent mentally to care for kids or even herself for that matter. We call those people mentally ill, not people making freely a choice in whether or not to bear a child...

[TroglodyteScholar]

27. I wasn't questioning the right to choose.

But I also don't believe this woman is mentally ill. Rather, I think she's self-absorbed and immature. But I don't guess I can really say where the line is to be drawn between selfishness and mental illness.

[Last Stand]

39. I work with the mentally ill. Don't insult them.

There's a saying in my line of work, too, that goes something like this:

"Just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean your not an asshole."

I think this woman is a narcissistic jerk.

[CTyankee]

44. I think of her as mentally incompetent, which is perhaps not a clinical term but a legal one.

I think that anyone who makes such disastrous and grotesque choices that play havoc with the lives of small children, has a probblem. I would have no clue as to whether there is a medical term for whatever is the matter with her...

[nc4bo]

47. The really, really scary part of it is that Nadya wants to be some type of counselor

not sure what kind of counselor, geez! She's going to counsel WHO when it's obvious that she needs some serious counseling her self.

I have trouble even imagining how that would work.

[fed_up_mother]

23. Looking at old photos, it looks like she had a nose job, as well

[nc4bo]

49. All of you are just hating on poor little Mommy Nadya...

She said herself that she has never had any plastic surgery.

Shame on you all!!!

[Richard D]

5. I just threw up a little.

Aacckkk.

[uppityperson]

7. k&r because I have to. rofl

[mitchum]

9. Will her costar be Randy Turkeybaster?

[poverlay]

10. She should jump at it. It's barely a downpayment on the basic care all those children are going to

need...
I hope the offer isn't based on sales.

[Canuckistanian]

29. I think you're right. Beggars can't be choosers.

And besides which, she's shown a willingness to use her body as a source of revenue, so it's not such a stretch.

[Lady Effingbroke]

38. She's already pretty well stretched.

Did you see the picture of her when she was pregnant? It looked painful.

Ee-yow!

[NashVegas]

11. "Octopussy - The Musical"

Starring Andy Dick as "the Beav."

[leftofthedial]

12. yuk.

Snow Pink and the Eight Dwarves.

[lunatica]

15. There are fetishists out there who would buy her videos

I can't even imagine what condition her body is in after those photos of her while she was pregnant! Skin just doesn't bounce back too well after being stretched like that, and if anyone thinks she had plastic surgery, well that leaves a huge scar.

But someone somewhere would love it for sure.

[Juche]

17. Pornography needs more women who have had 14 children

[Wiley50]

18. That would be a stretch or rather that has already been really stretched n/t

[mudesi]

19. Yeah, Because What This Woman Really Needs Is To Get Pregnant Again

[readmoreoften]

25. Yeah I don't think a professional porn star is going to get her pregnant.

They usually have that taken care of.

[Capt. America]

31. I'm sure she will not get pregnant via the "money shot".

[mudesi]

34. Have You Guys Ever Heard Of Pre Cum?

Wow. Sex Ed 101 guys.

[tanngrisnir3]

43. You ever heard of birth control on the set? BJ? Anal? Condom?

Jeez, it's like sex 101.

[mudesi]

46. Are You Saying Birth Control Is 100%?

Because if you are saying that, then I can't have any further discussion with you, as you know nothing.

[undeterred]

20. Well, that would solve her financial problems pretty quickly.

[MountainLaurel]

21. For now

But the care and feeding of 14 kids, many of whom have and will continue to have special needs, has probably already passed the million-dollar mark.

[Stinky The Clown]

22. Actually, for her, a million would hardly meet her needs for a few years and then she'd be destitute

A million doesn't pay for fourteen kids like it used to, ya know.

[Liberal_in_LA]

36. She'd be taxed a few hundred thousand.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. She should take it

[Uzybone]

28. I am almost sure whe will take it

she needs the money and loves the attention.

[Marrah_G]

48. But she doesn't like sex.....so maybe not.

I can't imagine she would want to be on screen naked with her body in it's current condition.

[flvegan]

30. I'd take it.

Though I've never given birth. A million bucks would be worth it.

[kwassa]

32. slut!

[flvegan]

33. Considering? Affirmative, I guess.

[rucky]

35. Will she do a scene with a turkey baster?

had to go there

[Dukkha]

37. well she is an attention whore

seems like a logical next step for her

[Lilith Velkor]

40. What a world, what a world.

She should go for it, but hold out for more cash and/or bennies.

[BlooInBloo]

41. I bet a star to a DUer that she takes it.

[Control-Z]

42. With all that skin hanging

from her stomach? Ew!

[bridgit]

45. Enter: Demon Seed, stage RW