The absolutely best headline ever.

[alfredo]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6crDVf-aAEllT_kMyRO7uRnY10QD96I7LBG2

Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack

1 day ago
ELKTON, Md. (AP) — The Cecil County Sheriff's Office said a deputy about to take a bathroom break at a gas station smelled crack cocaine and made a quick arrest. Police spokesman Lt. Bernard Chiominto said Deputy John Lines was waiting to use the bathroom Friday at a Wawa convenience store when he smelled crack cocaine from outside the bathroom.
Lines then saw a 27-year-old man come out of the bathroom. Chiominto said Lines went in the bathroom, saw drug paraphernalia and arrested the man, who police said had glassy eyes and dilated pupils.
Police said the man resisted arrest and was subdued using pepper spray. He was charged with assault, resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia after police found drug paraphernalia in his pockets.

[BuyingThyme]

1. Do you wake up to urinate?

[alfredo]

4. Most of the time.

[me b zola]

2. Scratch-n-sniff?

:hurts:

[Vickers]

3. Due diligence.

:P

K -n- R

[alfredo]

5. Another veteran!!!

[nichomachus]

6. Doo-Doo Diligence

[alfredo]

16. You get two demerits for that one.

:D

[Vickers]

17. Har!

*sends nichomachus a bill for one keyboard and a nice little throw-rug*

[nichomachus]

7. Even better than

"Police help dog bite victim" ?

[Mind_your_head]

8. Deputy John Lines

"Deputy John Lines was waiting to use the bathroom"

:rofl:

[hootinholler]

10. I know ya can't make this stuff up...

Even though I was hoping for Cheney Arrested...

-Hoot

[Born_A_Truman]

18. BWAAAAAAAAA

"Deputy John Lines was waiting to use the bathroom"

Lines waiting to wee wee in Wawa smelled crack!!

[Mind_your_head]

19. As hootinholler said, "ya can't make this stuff up"

still :rofl:

[Hissyspit]

9. That headline stinks.

It's totally confusing. Whose crack was he smelling?

[stuntcat]

11. lol!

you made me laugh out loud :rofl:

[alfredo]

14. Larry Craig's

[DemBones DemBones]

12. Our local paper had a good one: "Murder victim identifies her killer."

:wow:

[alfredo]

15. Now that was a very determined witness.

[DemBones DemBones]

13. Dupe Delete