Forget Jindal, Gubernator Volkenshredder of Kollyfonia's unintelligible pronouncements wreck lives

[omega minimo]

Forget Jindal, Gubernator Volkenshredder of Kollyfonia's unintelligible pronouncements wreck lives of the People of Kollyfonia he is always spouting about and these kinds of things.

After 100 days of Repukelican deadlock holding the state budget hostage, resulting in a tsunami of layoffs and bankrupt budgets in the public and private sector, Gubernator Volkenshredder now says that of coise we may hafta raisda toxes if it ees an emoigency -- AFTER CREATING THE FRIGGING EMERGENCY -- the Repukes give themselves an out. To save face. Because they have no guts. Or soul. Or common sense. Or common decency.

Arnolt, when you open your orange face under your cliffhanger hair and that noise comes out, I can't understand a word you say.

:rant:

My mom telt me good "Don't make fun of people's accents" but I know a load of HOT AIR AND BULLSHIT when I hear it. :patriot:

[leftstreet]

1. I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle

Shouldn't he be recalled?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Nah...not worth doing it now.

He can't run again...

[omega minimo]

3. he wants to run for Pretzledent

:thumbsdown:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Good luck with that!

He's really not a native-born citizen!

:rofl:

[leftstreet]

4. Well, I guess he can finally make Terminator 12

:hi:

[omega minimo]

5. Or Kindergarten Homeland Security

[leftstreet]

6. ...

:spray:

[omega minimo]

9. or a new venture, a musical, destined to be a classic:

:yoiks: "I'll Be Bach" :nopity:

[hfojvt]

8. my mom

thinks I do a pretty good Ahnold impression although she is probably not an unbiased judge.

At least they are raising taxes. Whereas our Democratic Governor mouths those Republican talking points - "tax increases would hurt Kansas families". So instead of a .2% sales tax increase or a 1% surcharge on incomes over $100,000, we are gonna slash school budgets and local government budgets, so they lay people off, or don't fill positions. Making the downturn even worse, and also making the people who keep their jobs work harder to pick up the slack. Or local governments will have to raise taxes to make up for the state funds they have lost.

Plus, I thought Terminator was a great movie. "That terminator is out there. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be reasoned with. It doesn't know fear. Or remorse. Or pity. And it absolutely WILL! NOT! STOP! EVER! until you are dead." That's a metaphor for the capitalist system.

[omega minimo]

10. me too

here's how ya do it.

1. hold your nose

2. pretend you're Disney's Goofy

3. don't forget to hold your nose

4. now say dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah


"Making the downturn even worse, and also making the people who keep their jobs work harder to pick up the slack. Or local governments will have to raise taxes to make up for the state funds they have lost."

One Repuke voted with Dems to pass the CA budget, right at the point the State was about to lay off 20,000 stateworkers.

Feh.