Stinky The Clown
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:29 PM
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Boner ...... does anyone else have orange skin? |
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What's with him? His skin appears orange.
Bright orange sometimes. Barely orange at other times. But always orange.
Artificial tanning cream?
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:30 PM
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1. combo -- cheap tanning cream and cirhossis of the liver. n/t |
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:31 PM
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2. His mom's gardner was an Ooompa Loompa. Coincidence, I'm sure. n/t |
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:32 PM
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3. It is the Rob Roy's that do it |
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:32 PM
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4. His stock in Krylon has quadrupled |
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:32 PM
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5. Dontja know? Orange is the color of... |
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the afterglow from having a seance with Reagan's zombie soul.
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:32 PM
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6. An orange boner could be a sign of an STD |
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:37 PM
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:43 PM
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Twice I spit tea out my nose because of you.
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Fri Feb-27-09 07:03 PM
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:56 PM
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14. Or a fondness for cheetos and porn. n/t |
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Fri Feb-27-09 07:21 PM
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16. Yes. Sunkist -Toned Dick |
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Not life threatening, however.
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:34 PM
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7. Homeland Security orange. Along with his Siberian Husky-like eyes. |
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Edited on Fri Feb-27-09 06:35 PM by TheCowsCameHome
Very distinguishing, don't you think?
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:35 PM
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8. well - that skin color coupled with his practiced adult-voice makes for a |
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:36 PM
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9. I did back when I had a tanning bed addiction. |
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I look at pictures of myself back then and cringe at how ridiculous I looked having a deep tan in Washington state in November.
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:40 PM
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11. He's trying to get the vote of Native Americans and Asian-Americans ... |
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... and couldn't decide between red and yellow ... so he did both.
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Fri Feb-27-09 06:45 PM
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13. It seems more persimmon than orange(nt) |
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Fri Feb-27-09 07:27 PM
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18. Mittens! You forgot Mittens? |
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Fri Feb-27-09 07:53 PM
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19. In Boner's case, I believe that would be foreskin, orange foreskin. |
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Fri Feb-27-09 07:56 PM
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20. somebody call a mohel |
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:01 PM
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22. So Boner went to his doctor |
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and said, "Doc! My, uh, thing is orange."
"Orange? Well, that happens sometimes. Take these pills and come back if they don't work."
Two weeks later: "Doc? My thing's still orange."
"Um, John, may I ask you a personal question?"
"Sure, Doc."
"Have you been doing anything, you know, unusual lately?"
"Naw. Just watching my videos of Sarah Palin's campaign speeches, and eating Chee-tos."
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:10 PM
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:applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :spank:
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:10 PM
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24. As an 11 month old one of my kids did. He went through a phase |
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of insisting on eating a lot of carrots and sweet potatoes. Somehow, I don't think Boner gets his from eating too many orange veggies.
Perhaps from preferring to drink, as opposed to eating, tanning cream, and a tanning bed. :shrug: It's hideous, for sure.
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:35 PM
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25. Old Mitt looked tan or maybe he fell in a pile of s--t. |
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:44 PM
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26. An Oompa Loompa who got into the steroids. . . . . . n/t |
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:47 PM
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27. No mine stays the same color it always is off white, (NT) |
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:50 PM
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28. They work for Willy Wonka. |
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Fri Feb-27-09 08:51 PM
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29. He's attempting to become a negative. A few more swigs of self tanner and he's going |
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