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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 06:48 PM
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Mr. Whipple Is EVIL!!!
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/soft-toilet-paper-worse-driving-humme

From the Guardian:

The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.

"This is a product that we use for less than three seconds and the ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees is enormous," said Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defence Council.

"Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution." Making toilet paper has a significant impact because of chemicals used in pulp manufacture and cutting down forests.

A campaign by Greenpeace seeks to raise consciousness among Americans about the environmental costs of their toilet habits and counter an aggressive new push by the paper industry giants to market so-called luxury brands.

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 07:01 PM
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1. I think I'll just get myself a Hummer, and stop using toilet paper to compensate.
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 08:01 PM
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3. There are SO many ways to read that one...
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 07:26 PM
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2. .
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 08:06 PM
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4. I'll drive less, I'll change all lightbulbs to expensive CFL, I'll buy a hybrid
I'll winterize my house, I'll replace the shingles on the south side of the roof with the expensive solar panel shingles, I'll but a double helix wind turbine on my roof.

I'll do a lot for the environment.

Fuck giving up my soft ass wipe. They can have it when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-09 08:12 PM
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5. *snort*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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