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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 05:54 PM
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I went nuts on a right wing nut ball today ..... really nuts
The scene a steep hillside prairie (wildflower & native grass planting) that I installed
about 12 years ago. Me picking up trash and pulling bush honeysuckle ( invasive plant)
nut ball comes along and wants to talk plants.

Nut ball aka n.b. So are you digging for medicinal herbs?

me No

n.b. talks plants for a little bit then walks down the hill and says, "Do you no how many law suits there are about Barack Obama?

me tons and they should be horsewhipped .... ignorant idiots ..... the fucking paper in Hawaii had his birth notice posted in it ..... what do these people think
that Obama or somebody got in a time machine and went back and made the Honolulu paper but his name under "births" on the day that agreed w/ the birth
certificate he posted on his web site?

n.b. (a little nervous) what do you mean?

me they should be horsewhipped (me shouting) do you think Obama wasn't born in the U.S.?

n.b. well well well

me yes or fucking no do you think Obama was born in the U.S.?


n.b. ah ah ah I think he still has to prove he is .......


me (off the deep end) so the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, homeland security they all missed that Obama isn't really an American ....
The U.S. Senate missed it .... the Illinois State Senate and the Illinois State Police missed it too ....

n.b. turning to flee w/ head down

me so Columbia University, Harvard, The University of Chicago where he was a professor of Constitutional law, the I.N.S. .... do you know what the
I.N.S. is? .... the IRS, social security, and the secret service all missed out that Obama is not a real American? Because you sit in your basement
and look @ Free Republic or World Net Daily you were able to come up w/ the truth? the Supreme Court ... the one that gave us bush wouldn't
even hear the case.

n.b. kinda running by this time

me HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?





BTW in Ohio we have WLW and Bill Cunningham who promotes this stupid shit all the time.








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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 05:56 PM
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1. LOL
:rofl:
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 05:57 PM
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2. I like your style. K & R.
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:59 PM
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82. Yes, extra style points awarded for that excellent rant!
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aggiesal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 01:56 PM
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87. An original birth certificate has signatures from doctors, ...
Edited on Thu Mar-12-09 01:56 PM by aggiesal
and other approved hospital staff, and may have an embossed marking as well.

When I was younger, I used to play a lot of tournament baseball. Every time I had to register, my parents would bring along the original birth certificate to prove that I was age illegible to play on the team I was currently registering for.

The original birth certificate was starting to show it's age, so to preserve the original, my dad went down to the city hall where I was born to request a copy of the birth certificate. He was given one that looks similar to the one that is posted in your original rant, with no signatures or embossed marking. This is a perfectly legal and binding birth certificate.

A couple of weeks ago, I got into the same discussion with a RW nut myself. He brings up the "Not an America Citizen" BS, when I mentioned how my birth certificate looks similar to Obama's birth certificate. All he could muster was "... well, we will see..."
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elizfeelinggreat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:00 PM
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3. !
Well done!

They are aggressive and you were right back - yeah!

(And the planting, that was/is wonderful also!)
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:01 PM
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4. LOL!
:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl: :woohoo: Thanks for looking after the hillside! :hug:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:01 PM
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5.  Please don't say "nuts" like it's a Bad Thing. It's offensive to us Nuts.
Thanks. :hi:

* This is a public service posting on behalf of the International Association of Fruits & Nuts, Ad Hoc DU Chapter.

:silly:

** This message may or may not reflect the opinions of 1plain1peanut, AcadamiaNut, aquanut, B3Nut, blackwalnut, bobbonutrino, bozosleftnut, bulugnut, BUSHISNUTS, butternut, butternutty, buttnutt, Canadiangunnut, capsnut, Carnut, CarNutAtl, Cash U. Nutt, CA_liberal_nut, Chanute, coconut, Coconut Buddha Ape, coconut55, CoconutMonkey, Coconuts, coconut_oil, conspiracy-nut, cybernut, darlademnut, deeznuts, DemNutz, democratinutah, deznuts, deznutts, donut, donut33, donutrevolutionary, Donuts, donutwant, econut, elvisthenut, fleabitpeanutmonkey, fluffernutter, fordnut, FruityNuts, fuzzlenutz, gaygunnut, GnomesLeftNut, grapenut1998, graphixnut, gunnut12345, HangingSaddamByHisNutsack, hangonjustaminute, hazelnut, HealthNut, Historynut, Jacknut, jakenuts, JaneDoughnut, JustFiveMoreMinutes, just_anuther_gurl, Kazznut, KnuteThingrich, KNUTSY, konominut, lastminutevoter, leftnut22, leftrightwingnut, leftwingnut, LeftyWingNut, Lefty_WingNut, Lela McNutt, Letters From A Nut, liberalgunnut, LiberalInUtah, lilpnut, Lonenut23, lonenutcracker, loosenut, Lugnut, MACanuto, madminute, MarlinNut, MilsurpNut, Minuteman, Minutes, monkeynuts6969, monolithic_juggernut, Mr Peanut, Mr. Peanut, mrpeanut, my15minutes, NONnutcase, NorthwestNut, NoToCubanRepubnuts, nsaixphnutex, numinut, Nut Grinderswitch, Nutboy, nutcake, nutcase, nutcracker420, nutcrakcer, nutgrass, nuthatch, nuthead2ub, Nutkinnews, Nutmeg, NutMeg021576, nutmeg08, Nutmeg1576, Nutmeg61, Nutmegger, NutmegJenny, NutmegYankee, nutmeg_express, Nutniks, nuton2wheels, nutone, nutria, Nutrino, NutritionFacts, Nuts, nuts101, nutsco101, nutshell2002, nutsnberries, nutsnbolts, NutterFluffer, NuttinBut, nutty left, NuttyFluffers, nuttyjake, nuttywoody, nututhissite, oaknut, omgiamgoingnuts, Opera Nut, ornanut, paolonutuni, peanut, Peanut Gallery, peanut2010, peanut3729, peanut57, peanutbrittle, PeanutButter, Peanutcat, PeanutGallery, PeanutOne, peanuts, peanutz, Permanut, pnutbutr, pnutchuck, pnutfarmer, PoliSciNut, PolitiNut, PublicHealthNut, pucknut, Racenut20, reichwingnut, somenut, soulforpeanuts, soulforpeanutz, Soynut, spacenut, Spudnuts, superbeachnut, TahitiNut, the wingnuttiest, undamynutz, Unuttymuh, videonut, walnutpie, weenut1, Wingnut19, Wingnutblogger, Wingnutsawry, wwwalnut, and yoganut

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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:07 PM
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10. Sorry
:spank:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 09:54 PM
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40. And, the loyal order of Friends of the Nuts....
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:22 PM
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46. (lol!)
:pals: :fistbump:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:39 PM
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48. Yo!!!
:patriot:


:fistbump:
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 07:13 AM
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54. It's the Loyal Order Of Friends of America-Haters.
LOOFAH!
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GinaMaria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:53 PM
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80. +1
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 03:40 PM
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96. I have my
membership card right here. :rofl:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 11:06 AM
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Technically, I'm not a nut...
Edited on Thu Mar-12-09 11:07 AM by Jeff In Milwaukee
Apparently I'm a legume. Who knew?
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 02:25 PM
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90. I'm not a nut
was one of Earl Long's (Huey's brother) campaign slogans when he was running for Governor. It was discovered that he was being treated for mental illness.

Long was well known for eccentric behavior, leading some to suspect that he suffered from bipolar disorder. In his last term in office his wife, Blanche Revere Long (1902-1998), and others attempted to remove him on the grounds of mental instability. For a time, Long was confined to the Southeastern Louisiana State Hospital in Mandeville, but his legal advisor, Joseph A. Sims, was said to have "rescued" Long from the institution. Long was never formally diagnosed with any mental illness, and a large part of the motivation for this effort may have been political; his wife's involvement may have been related to his affair with stripper Blaze Starr.

Additionally, in his later years he was alleged to have suffered from strokes, resulting in further mental impairment. He also had a severe heart attack in 1951.

While confined in the mental hospital in Mandeville, Long kept his political machine running via telephone. His staff discovered that nothing in Louisiana law required him to relinquish power because he was confined to the mental hospital; so Long ordered Jesse Bankston, the head of the state hospital system fired and replaced him with a supporter, who had Long released. Bill Dodd, who experienced times of positive association with Long followed by alienation, defended Long over the mental hospital confinement. So too did long-time State Senator Sixty Rayburn of Bogalusa, a close personal and philosophical ally of Long's. Earl and Blanche separated, and he died before a divorce could be finalized.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_K._Long
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 03:54 PM
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97. Ever see the movie
"Blaze"?

Paul Newman was fucking absolutely goddamned brilliant as Long. A great film.
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The Wizard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:01 PM
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99. Didn't see that one
but I can't remember too many Newman movies that sucked. He was kind of selective with scripts and a brilliant actor to boot, one of my favorites.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:03 PM
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101. Get it
See it.

Enjoy it.

I bought the DVD, it's just that much fun. Ah, he was the greatest.................

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096943/
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efhmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 01:12 PM
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83. You made me wonder why the term is used for addled folks.
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 01:39 PM
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86. Ol' Johnny Cash said it best
" Everybody loves a nut, the whole world loves a wierdo
Brains are in a rut, but
Everybody loves a nut!"
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 03:05 PM
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95. Everyone. Everyone. Everyone.... use knuts. That is like coo coo nuts
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:03 PM
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6. "HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? " excellent.
too funny,thank you
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:16 PM
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13. Very !!!!
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:14 AM
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67. !
:spray: :evilgrin: :rofl:
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:03 PM
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7. Have you reproduced?
:rofl:

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Left coast liberal Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:04 PM
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8. I love you.
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blue cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:06 PM
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9. McCain missed it too
and the entire republican party.
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rvablue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:07 PM
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11. Awesome smackdown. There is nothing like the truth to make a freeper look dumb. n/t
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:10 PM
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12. I thought he wanted to talk plants ....
.... but he interrupted my work for "Obama is not a real American" .... please
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 03:56 PM
Response to Reply #12
98. See what you find
when you go out to weed?

All kinds of invasive things.

:toast:

Beautiful, pal, just beautiful.......................
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southernyankeebelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:19 PM
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14. YOU CAN SHOW THEM THE ORIGINAL AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT. THEY ARE IN DENIAL. AFTER
ALL YOU GOT CHUCK NORRIS TALKING ABOUT HUNDREDS OF CELL READY TO FIGHT A REVOLUTION AND NORRIS WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF TX. THESE PEOPLE CARE REALLY CRAZY AND SCAREY. I HOPE HOMELAND SECURITY IS WATCHING THEM.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 06:10 AM
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52. Is your caps lock stuck?
Yelling at us doesn't work
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:20 PM
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15. lol well done
:thumbsup:
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:21 PM
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16. I'm going to take time to memorize this! n/t
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 08:39 PM
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34. I bookmarked it for that very reason.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:23 PM
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17. I wish I could give you a big, fat kiss right now
:rofl:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:10 PM
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43. You never give ME a big fat kiss...
Or at least, you haven't in a good long while...

:hi: Catwoman! B-)
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 05:26 PM
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106. LOL
:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

How's that?

:loveya:

:hi:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 11:08 PM
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113. Oh, VERY nice!
:hug:
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Rashel Donating Member (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:23 PM
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18. I lost it on a family member yesterday. I told her that anyone who thought that Obama
is responsible for our national and world economical crisis is NUTS just NUTS. She was silent.
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:44 PM
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19. Must be something in the water.
I lost it last week after a friend accused me of being a "baby murderer" because I was "pro abortion". Then she said that she thought Obama was the Anti-Christ.

So I said, A. I'm pro-choice, not pro-abortion, and B. Obviously, you know nothing about the Bible or you'd know the Anti-Christ appears AFTER the Rapture. So, what is it? Is Obama really the Anti-Christ, 'cause if he is, then YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND! Then I told her, oh, by the way, Christ wasn't a Christian, he was a Jewish Rabbi, and a socialist, to boot. I thought her head was going to explode! Talk about TMI!


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Rashel Donating Member (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 06:56 PM
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20. "cause if he is, then YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND! "
:rofl:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:12 AM
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66. Only enhanced if pointing at left butt cheek!
I love messing with wrong wingers heads like that. They will be staring at their butt all day asking their fellow wing nuts, do you think this back side of me is left behind?
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:09 PM
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21. Oh lord.
I can barely breathe, I'm laughing so hard.

You should have a whole radio show.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:13 PM
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22. LOL Arthur "Run away, run away".
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for those that don't get it.

I bet you felt good afterwards. Sounds like you relieved a lot of pressure. Good for you.


:)
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:22 PM
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23. botany, you are my new hero :-)
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:26 PM
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24. HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?
:rofl:
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:29 PM
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25. Have I ever told you you're my fave?
:loveya: My hero!

dg
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ms liberty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:30 PM
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26. K&R...you really screamed "did you reproduce" after him? I love it! n/t
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:33 PM
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27. THAT'S the way to do it - make them face the full idiocy of their lies
Bravo! You should give lessons to your Congressmen and Senators!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:44 PM
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28. OMG! "Have you reproduced?" Best. Line. Ever.
:rofl: :loveya:
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:48 PM
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29. Damn, you just about killed me!
I was just chomping on a bite of hamburger, chuckling away while reading your OP until I got to "HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?" and started laughing so hard I damn near choked to death!

:rofl:
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:51 PM
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30. Have I told you lately that you are my hero?
Well ... consider yourself told!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya:
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 09:41 PM
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39. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 07:54 PM
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31. That's how you deal with wingers
Perfect.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 08:26 PM
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32. Perhaps he had been "digging for medicinal herbs" himself.
I didn't know locoweed grew here in Ohio, though. (Although it would explain a lot of things.)

K&R for describing a man who will never "reproduce" with me.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 08:29 PM
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33. I reach botany.
:applause:
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 09:26 PM
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36. LOL ...fucking stupid repuke KKK morans n/t
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 09:27 PM
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37. hahahaha!!!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 09:29 PM
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38. My favorite
me HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:08 AM
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63. duck taped again?
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:01 PM
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41. ha ha ha ha

:rofl: I love it! Thank you, ranting voice of reason!
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snake in the grass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:07 PM
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42. Great story!
Reality has a well known liberal bias, you know. I have family members like that who know better than to even bring up the subject in my presence.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:16 PM
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44. most of the time I let "it" pass
on the grounds that if it took you 30, 40, 50, or 60 years to be so stupid nothing I might
say will change their life but today I had just been working on a piece about Obama not being
"an 'merican" and I could see his "story" coming a mile away so I went nuts.
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varelse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:21 PM
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45. I think I just fell in love :P
:loveya:
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DKRC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 10:24 PM
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47. Got'em on the run!



May I say ... :yourock:
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specimenfred1984 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-11-09 11:45 PM
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49. I went off on a RW minister years ago on "nobody was tortured"
I told him OK, then bring your son over on Sunday and I'll just ask him a few questions after I have him dog attacked, anally raped, dragged around naked by his bloody neck and exposed to below freezing temps for a while.

The minister did the same thing, walked away with his head down. Fking RW nuts are asking for it by lying their asses off, I'm always rude as hell to them and frequently laugh in their faces at their stupidity and gullibility.
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 05:52 AM
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50. oh to be a butterfly in the grass
when that went down. i'm sure you were no more strident than the BS he sucks up from the radio.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 06:08 AM
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51. Excellent rant!
I hope you yanked up a fistfull of grass and threw it in his general direction for emphasis...
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 07:12 AM
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53. They just sound so stupid with this Birther crap.
I say let them keep on saying it! It discredits them just as much as having Rush as their spokespig does.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 07:18 AM
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55. ROFLMAO!!! x10..... "HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?"
Lord, that's too funny!
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 07:30 AM
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56. ROFLMAO - funniest thing I've read in a long time.
:rofl:
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 08:06 AM
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57. Another coward trying to plant the seed in random folks
Too bad he ran into the wrong person to pull that shit on.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 09:55 AM
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58. Thank you.
Maybe he'll reconsider before spouting that crap at anyone else.

Or maybe he'll even start actually THINKING.
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singingbiscuit Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:00 AM
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59. May I offer you...
A gigantic "can of nuts" - with a springy snake inside? I love that last part. HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?? Must remember to use that sometime.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:01 AM
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60. Call me a moran, but...

What is the meaning of "HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?" I gotta know!
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laststeamtrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:02 AM
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61. Right Wing Nut Ball could be serious competition for ...
Schweddy Balls.

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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:02 AM
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62. HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? ...actually they were spawned..
:rant::toast:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:08 AM
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64. I hope somebody would catch Willy Cunningham with a live boy or a dead girl
That way he'd finally get off of our goddamned airwaves.
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indimuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:11 AM
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65. K&R!!
lol... 2 FUNNY! My nb'z won't run away unfortunately..they are *family* and drive ME NUTZ!



thx 4 the post! :)
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:40 AM
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68. K and R
I love going after NBs, too. They're so damn stupid. And your question: 'HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?' WOW!
I ask that all the time as well.

I'm always saying to the NBs: I bet your glad there's no law against being stupid!!! It takes them a while to figure it out.

I fear that one day I'll pick on the wrong NB and he'll pull out his concealed weapon and POOF! I'm gone. I'm sure I'll be walking away so I won't see it coming.
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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 10:53 AM
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69. Sorry Bro... Ohio is infested with stupid.
You handled it well thought. More power to ya. It's gotten to the point where I just look at them and say real slow, "Hill Billy..."
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johnlucas Donating Member (248 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 11:06 AM
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70. EXCELLENT! But you know this really ain't about him being "foreign"
Edited on Thu Mar-12-09 11:09 AM by johnlucas
This is just another epsiode of the epic saga known as "Fear of a Black President".

"Foreign" is just the code word to hide behind because racists ain't as brave as they used to be, sadly. Back in the day they would just come right out with it. Say what's really on their mind. In that aspect at least, I have the slightest modicum of respect for those outright & proud white supremacist groups. At least they put their money where their mouth is.

I love how you did that. And excellent touch on using the word "horsewhipped". I couldn't have done that any better if I tried!
Well, maybe I woulda yelled out "HUSSEEEEEIN!! HUSSEEEEEIN!!" as he was running off. That woulda been a better cap but that would be just nitpicking.
John Lucas
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 11:11 AM
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71. Kicked and recommended.
Thanks for sharing, Botany.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 11:38 AM
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72. Just another superfluous kick
I have no idea of the source of that certificate, but I forwarded the image to a huge mailing list.

"Birthers" are dumb enough to believe about anything, so even if the image isn't legit, it will shut them the hell up.
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:05 PM
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73. Good for you!!
I got so upset today I told a rightwinger to fuck off into the sunset

I am still so mad :grr: :nuke:
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:05 PM
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74. Good Job!!!
Of course I get DU'ers WHO SAY i'M ACTING CRAZY when I do these things. Trolls.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:06 PM
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75. Where's the DU Moral Outrage crew to lecture you for verbally assaulting him?
:rofl:
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:09 PM
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77. oh, I don't think any of us would complain about asking him if he's reproduced, LOL! this is great!
:rofl:
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:08 PM
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76. you do know I'll have to make a forward out of this? LOL... it's truly great. eom
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:15 PM
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78. Bill Cunningham - the best part of him ran down his
dad's leg. I used to listen to wlw before and after reds games - and he is the most racist slimeball backwards assed pig I've ever heard allowed on radio. I remember they were talking about the lineup of the dodgers and they said, "sounds like the payroll to a tomato farm to me!" Just some of the lowest slime this country has ever walk on it.
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Beregond2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:31 PM
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79. This is the kind of passion these morons respect and understand.
If liberals were always this in-your-face, we'd have a lot fewer problems with these idiots. They listen to people like Rush and O'Reilly because they yell all the time, so they must be right, eh?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 12:57 PM
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81. I like your subtlety.
;)
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 01:29 PM
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84. Good man.
Money says White, 50+, Single/Divorced, No kids (or never see them.), and HS education (no higher).

Not to insult anyone in that demographic...but that's Rush's demographics!
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Stargazer09 Donating Member (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 01:29 PM
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85. You go get 'em!
"HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?" :rofl:

I loved reading your rant! You made my day. :)
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 01:59 PM
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88. "HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? HAVE YOU REPRODUCED? "
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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Sheltiemama Donating Member (892 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:56 PM
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105. That's my favorite part.
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pnutbutr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 02:00 PM
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89. that never happened
you probably talked a bit and found out he was a right winger clammed up and passive aggressively made faces at him when his back was turned because you were afraid his crazy ass NRA card carrying self could snap at any moment and pull a gun on you.
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Breathe Donating Member (89 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 02:30 PM
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91. How rude
We cannot expect to act like right-wing crazies and affect how right-wing crazies think and act. Using their own tactics and strategies only validates those tactics and dilutes our arguments. From your description, sounds like this guy asked you some questions and you went off on him. He was making conversation. Sounds like you were looking for a target. You missed a real opportunity to educate someone who sounded open to it. You could have made the same points and actually connected with this person, educated him in a respectful way, if you hadn't used his question as an excuse to attack him. Shame on you. And you're proud of that? Damn. What's the world coming to?

Exchanges like this make progressive minded people look arrogant and superior, like rabid attack dogs, or, more succinctly, like republicans. We don't need that. You don't change minds that way. You only puff up your own ego. C'mon now. Is that really your only means of making a point?

As Martin Luther King once said, "Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only Light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only Love can do that." We cannot use the same tactics of those on the right and expect a different outcome. That is the very definition of madness. Disappointing.
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:01 PM
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100. Hi, Breathe
Bite me, honey.
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Breathe Donating Member (89 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:52 AM
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114. Gosh, you could be one of them.
I look at your mean behavior and I see no difference between you.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:30 PM
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102. oh please
the man went out of his way to try and tell me a bald faced lie .....
the hill is steep and I was in the middle of it.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 02:45 PM
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92. Thanks! Now I know what to say to freeper trolls...
HAVE YOU REPRODUCED??? :rofl:
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poverlay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 02:52 PM
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93. Well PLayed! LOL... just awesome n/t
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mntleo2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 03:02 PM
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94. If a parent is American they are American. Doesn't matter...
...where they were born. War brides who bear children overseas will prove this time and again. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE BORN, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN IF ONE OF YOUR PARENTS IS A CITIZEN and it can be proved. I had friends whose father, an American soldier, brought home a war bride from England. They had 6 kids. One, the oldest, was born in England. Not only is she an American citizen, she has dual citizenship cos she was born in England. She is a citizen of both since England allows that. Some countries don't allow dual citizenship and/or request you choose one or the other at a certain age like 21 or something. Others do not recognize you at all unless you spend your life in their country. But bottom line is, you are an American citizen if one of your parents is a citizen and you can prove it. Legal marriage of your parents is definite proof. If the father claims paternity outside of marriage, it is still legal proof. Barak Obama's parents were legally married. PERIOD.


God these people are dumb as stumps sometimes.

Cat In Seattle
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SheilaT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 05:59 PM
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108. And being legally married
isn't an issue for Barack Obama, since it's his MOTHER who was the American. Doesn't matter who his father actually was. Plus another thing that these idiots try to claim is that his mom was "too young" to have conferred American citizenship to her son. WRONG!! Age of the mother is absolutely no consideration.

They are all idiots.
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:33 PM
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103. omg..
Edited on Thu Mar-12-09 04:35 PM by girl gone mad
this is the funniest thing I've read all week. I wish I could have witnessed it in person.

ETA: "Have you reproduced?" = the new "I drink your milkshake!"
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Mulehead Donating Member (93 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 04:38 PM
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104. S'o.k.
It is not necessary to be nice to Reichwing freeper nutjobs. Really.
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 05:53 PM
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107. They make you wanna kick their asses huh?
Silly right-winger.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 06:04 PM
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109. Good for you!! A tongue lashing they deserve in the least...nt
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 06:23 PM
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110. Too late to rec but I'll kick this one repeatedly!
you soooo RAWK, Botany!!!!
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humbled_opinion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 06:48 PM
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111. Yeah the old B.C. Conspiracy wingnuts
The wingnuts I work with gave up on the Constitutionality issue after 20JAN. However, they were pressing around this new issue of why Obama will not authorize the release of his vault copy B.C. they contend that Malcolm X is his real father.... They think thats a bad thing...

LOL...


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Sultana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 06:53 PM
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112. Woot!
:evilgrin:

Awesome beatdown, keep up the good work :patriot:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 07:49 PM
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115. Have I ever told you that you're my Fav(r)e?
Don't tell the others. :hug: :loveya:

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