Rate your performance on day 54 of your job

[CreekDog]

Was it as good as Obama's? Was the job as hard?

Just saying. :wtf: :rant:

Kind of a ridiculous standard some (though few) are setting here.

[Raven]

1. Still trying to figure out the phone system and find the bathroom.

[tigereye]

2. it's ridiculous, isn't it? One the hardest jobs on the planet...

I think he's turned the ship around and away from the rocks, and that works well for me!

[niceypoo]

7. Unless your name is W...

...in which case you work out for three hours, play videogames for six hours then, after being drugged and propped before the cameras for some storybook photo op, get drunk and go to beddy bye early so you dont miss your bedtime story.

[stevedeshazer]

3. Somewhere around there I ran my truck into a tree in a snowstorm.

And some guy accused me of peeing in his parking lot.

Good times.

Three years later, things are cool. Except I still don't get paid for crap.

[donheld]

4. Some of these fools expected a miracle worker

Some expected the Repugs to roll over and play dead.

Believe everything CNN/CNBC/MSNBC/Fox has to say.

[CreekDog]

6. Obama's not doing enough!

Oh no, he's trying to do too much!

:wtf: :eyes:

(i hear ya!)

[Canuckistanian]

5. I think I inadvertently insulted a colleague, infected the network and missed a meeting

Other than that, I did fine.

[stillcool]

8. I'm good for a mistake...

every other day, so I guess it's a good thing nobody's watching.

[beyurslf]

9. Well I know by day 54 of my job, I had taken over the company, moved us from bankruptcy

to massive profits, tripled our workforce, and saved every worker's child's college education. Oh, and I crafted a mid-east peace deal on day 55. Doesn't everyone do that?

[Uzybone]

10. Sheeeiiit, I was already overturning regulations on the limits of arsenic

in drinking water.

[BuyingThyme]

11. Sixty days is normal. Ninety almost standard.

[CreekDog]

12. I was good, but my job was way easier

:hi: