FLASH TRAFFIC: ALL DU AGENTS PREPARE TO COPY..

[ddeclue]

1) Your AIG bonus check is in the mail. I repeat the check is in the mail.
2) Operation new economy commences at midnight. Bring two eggs, a flashlight and a 5 foot length of surgical tubing...don't ask...
3) Operation Seat Stuart Smalley commences next Tuesday - hour TBD.

:rofl:

[dbonds]

1. Is the third flower green or red?

[blondeatlast]

4. Oh, dear--that was on Saturday. That you haven't been unpdated means that

I better not be the one to update you.

[FloridaJudy]

6. Would you like a treatment now? eom

[dbonds]

8. Did I fall asleep?

[FloridaJudy]

9. For a little while.

[Morning Dew]

15. Shall I go now?

[shraby]

2. Don't forget to wait till the black dog howls!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Roger. The moon is quill.

Ready to proceed.

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Remember the password has been changed

from:
" Coleman is a prick"
to

" Goshdarn, people like me"

[ddeclue]

7. LOL

:rofl:

[soothsayer]

10. bring the zircon to fafa, the sub sails at midnight

[Canuckistanian]

11. What? Next Tuesday? I'm not ready yet!

The bearings for the hovercraft don't come in til Wed. ARggghhh!

And I STILL haven't found a left-handed glass-blower!

[FloridaJudy]

16. *My* hovercraft is full of eels!

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

[ddeclue]

20. Record is available from iTunes..

Repeat Record is available from iTunes...

[datasuspect]

12. 7-4-3-2-9

7-4-3-2-9
7-4-3-2-9
7-4-3-2-9
7-4-3-2-9

[ddeclue]

13. The phone number is 867-5309.

I repeat the phone number is 867-5309

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. The psychedelic pterodactyl sailed across the silvery sliver of the moon...

I repeat:

The psychedel..... oh, screw it... the crickets crow at midnight!

[cliffordu]

17. The sandwich meat is bloviating,

the sandwich meet is bloviating...

[Octafish]

18. Set Auto CRM-114 Discriminator Circuits to P-O-E.

Because I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it any MORE!

[Richard Steele]

19. The red-haired albino is in position and standing by. Would you like fries with that? nm

[Political Heretic]

21. CON SONAR CRAZY IVAN!

:rofl: