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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:08 PM
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Lost Among All The Scandals: After 6,000 Years Foreskin Torture Still Goes On
SOURCE: er...., ummm... aw right!!!! It was Wonkette


This was the scene on the west Capitol lawn earlier today. Mark our words: This will be the protest that finally brings down the administration.


*** - I'm sorry for this post guys. But after listening to Kyle Sampson and reading all the putrid stuff issuing forth from his mouth all day. The lies, the treachery, the utter disregard and contempt for democracy. I felt I had no other choice.



We now return you to your regular programming.........
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:09 PM
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1. My God How Silly Some Are. Holy Cow.
:rofl:
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:10 PM
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2. people of the world unite! and save our foreskins!
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:12 PM
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3. I Just Had Twin Boys
Edited on Thu Mar-29-07 08:13 PM by Beetwasher
And I was nervous about the Bris, but in all honesty, they didn't even whimper when it was done and the Mohel didn't even use an anesthetic of any sort. They were totally fine before, during and afterward. Not a single tear. :shrug:

Does it decrease sensation? I dunno, only those circumcised later in life know the answer and I've seen nothing definitive.
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:16 PM
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4. Mazel tov on the twins.
My son screamed and turned purple after his circumcision. Your mohel probably had a better touch than my OB/Gyn. :shrug:

On your second point: I've asked him now that he's an adult if I did the right thing and he says "how would I know?"
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:19 PM
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5. All I Know Is
Edited on Thu Mar-29-07 08:19 PM by Beetwasher
I still enjoy myself pretty thoroughly. :evilgrin:

Thanks!
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:21 PM
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6. ROFL
:toast:
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 09:07 PM
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8. Plenty sensitive there, thanks! n/t
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Lurking Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 07:56 AM
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14. Did you have the bris at Olive Garden?
:evilgrin:

Seriously, though, mazel tov! My baby boy is about to turn 18 so don't blink! It goes by way too fast!
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 08:34 PM
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7. Oh My....I don't know what to say about this....
:eyes: I know it's important to keep one's "cause" going and out there...but...well....
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 09:10 PM
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9. Well, if that ain't the living end!

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RedCappedBandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 09:25 PM
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10. Well, in the end,
its silly, primitive, and completely pointless in the modern society we live in. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 09:37 PM
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11. They should take a tip from .....
Oh, never mind.

:popcorn:
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Colobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 09:39 PM
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12. I love my foreskin, but I don't care if other don't!
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 12:15 AM
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13. It is a testament to all DUers everywhere....
....that not a single post in respond to my thread (all but this one), has made reference to the fact that the protester appears to alone, likes purple pants and ummmm, looks like a woman from behind.

Not that this is important mind you. Particularly when you realize that all the victims are pretty much lying in a hospital maternity ward somewhere, all across this great land of ours. Plus they lack the power of speech. And even if they could talk, they can't march because they haven't learned to walk yet.

And another thing I noticed is that usually a protest like this would engender at least a few stares. Even in a place as jaded as Washington. But not only are the men at the upper wall pointedly not looking toward the signs, but the women too. Its almost as if they're looking away on purpose. Maybe they're wincing. Or maybe living in Washington has desensitized them to all forms of torture. I mean, look how long they've lived with Bush!?!?!

I loved these posts, you guys are as nuts as me!!! YAY!!! :bounce:

:)
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