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[WillyT]

Ex-Gonzales Aide Testifies 122 Times: "I Don't Remember"



Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com

Remember when we all felt so alone in our despair? Thank Gore we have each other to lean on.

:evilgrin:

[eleny]

1. K&R, baby!

[blogslut]

2. Love it

:)

[steve2470]

3. k and r nt

[Richard Steele]

4. Rec #5- to the GREATEST PAGE with you! nm

[merh]

5. Let's give it 122 recommendations!

LOL

K&R

[Lochloosa]

27. Gave it #68. Keep going DU

[Roland99]

48. Come on DU! 18 more!!

[merh]

49. In keeping with the theme of the thread and in an effort to

keep it afloat till it gets all 122 votes, I don't remember if I recommended, I don't recall, my memory isn't clear and I didn't keep a file. x(

[Spazito]

6. LOL, Perfect, absolutely perfect!

Thanks for posting this, gave a good laugh!

[quiet.american]

7. Whewww... I needed that laugh -- thanks! n/t

[Jim Sagle]

8. We're on our way to 122.

[BlooInBloo]

9. Just as striking as Rose Mary Woods.

[Oilwellian]

10. Only 122?

I could have sworn there were more. :D

[antonialee839]

16. That's because there were other phrases such as

I don't recall, not to my knowledge, I have no memory of that, etc.

[Just-plain-Kathy]

26. They've found a way to get away with everything...amnesia. ...n/t

[me b zola]

58. That is Reagan's real legacy

Walking away from responsibility for your criminal behavior by "not remembering" is Reagan's real legacy.

[mnhtnbb]

64. Precisely

[MannyGoldstein]

11. If Only 1% of Those Were Lies

A fellow named Fitzgerald will have his revenge.

[133724]

12. If they are that senile maybe they should be institutionalized for their own prrotection.... n/t

[rfranklin]

23. The Republicans love Ronnie Raygun so much they emulate him....

every time they're asked to testify. "Don't remember...don't recall...I have no recollection...."

Except,in his case, it was legitimate.

[robinlynne]

13. I was furious at this shit! It took a lot fo self control for someone to not punch him, i'm sure.

[The Count]

14. less than 100 left!

[helderheid]

15. excellent!!!

[LSK]

17. thats it????

What about "I dont recall"?

[Cameron27]

18. Another rec for the greatest page!

The little thug.

[buzzard]

19. I listened to it and could have sworn the number of times he said I don't remember was much more, in

fact all I remember was his not remembering.

[tuvor]

20. Vintage Warhol.

[fooj]

21. Yikes!!!

I can't stand looking at ONE Sampson! LOL!!!

Let's not forget that he was slated to replace Karl Rove if he had to resign. Creepy shit. Looks like him. Lies like him...

[davidwparker]

22. I've been watching the repeat on C-SPAN 2. How difficult is it to admit

that Rove was heavily involved. He's suppose to be under oath. It make him look like a liar when he is parsing words that tightly.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

24. lol! And then he remembers other events, back in May 2005, with Exact dates! eom

[Solly Mack]

25. Just 122? Seemed like more

[SarasotaDem]

28. Rec #74

[Hepburn]

32. I think it seems like soooooooooo many more....

...because his "I don't recalls" were concentrated on his Dem questioners!

Anyone else get the feeling that the questioning between Kyle and Orrin was choreographed? I watched it live yesterday AM and tuned back in on the regular TV to watch it again last night and Kyle and Orrin sure seemed like they should have been on Dancing with the Stars, IMO!

[Solly Mack]

33. Hatch and Sampson were doing a dance

and Hatch was leading

[Hepburn]

40. Exactly.....

...all little Kyle had to do was anwer "yes" or "no" to the conclusionary questions Hatch asked. It was JUST disgusting. If Hatch thought he was helping Kyle by putting words in his mouth, IMO, all he did was make Kyle look like a puppet whose strings were being pulled by him.

[IndyOp]

29. I am rec #72! Only 40 more to go... It's hard work gettin' to 122. (n/t)

[peaches2003]

30. I'm embarrassed to ask, but

what does K&R mean?

[Hepburn]

31. It means...

..."Kick and Recommend." Don't ever be embarrassed to ask, OK? That is the ONLY way to learn!

[peaches2003]

34. Thanks!

As always you guys are great.

[myrna minx]

37. Here's a link to the DU glossary, in case you're interested.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190

:hi:

[peaches2003]

44. Thank you, thank you

You just made my life SO much easier and my time on DU so much more enjoyable!:bounce:

[myrna minx]

59. You're welcome.

We're pretty fast and loose with the short hand, so this glossary really helps. :hi:

[Babsbrain]

35. Interesting

That is the same number of people killed in Iraq yesterday. Every lie they tell, every "I don't remember", every invoking of the Fifth Amendment, every deal...every Bushie loyalist guarantees more deaths and maiming of our sacrifical lambs in Iraq.

[myrna minx]

38. Welcome to DU, Babsbrain.

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

36. Numbah 89!

[Little Wing]

39. They should have done it in the form of a question mark

[opihimoimoi]

41. 97.4 here

[merh]

42. kick

:kick:

[European Socialist]

43. He sounded like a drunk trying to remember last night.

[soulcore]

45. K&R 103! n/t

[in_cog_ni_to]

46. PRICELESS!!!

K & R!

:kick:

[Straight Shooter]

47. How many questions was he asked?

That would take some research, but it would be interesting to see the percentage of "I don't remember," "I don't recall," and "WTF how should I know" responses as a percentage of questions asked.

Witnesses who constantly claim a lack of recall almost inevitably establish themselves as having no credibility. Heckuva job, Sampson.

[benld74]

50. Mind like a steel trap

[rateyes]

51. He almost channeled Nixon yesterday,

"Let me make it perfectly clear--I do not remember if I am a crook!"

[malaise]

52. I couldn't remember how many times

he couldn't remember. Damn this deserves at least 122 recs.

[Shoelace]

53. K&R selective amnesia - what a tool

prolly the only "tool" left with that gang of thugs!lol.

[senseandsensibility]

54. Hey, we're almost to 122 recs!

Who'll send it over the top?

[Joe Chi Minh]

55. He should stand as the Republican candidate - there are no other candidates -

for the governership of the State of Amnesia; which seems to be one deep, deep red State. In the words of the song, that's a little south-east of north.

[donkeyotay]

56. I can't recall if I'm a crook or incompetent. Republican horseshow judge syndrome or RHJS

Don't feel bad, Kyle, Condi can't remember how she start a war. Bet they can all remember their offshore account numbers.

[wiley]

62. Brilliant.

[Tekla West]

57. should have stuck to easy questions

What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?

That a lot of not remembering anything go on around there lately. Is it the water?

[FraDon]

60. Chickenhawks come home to roost ... (haiku quintet)

It's happened again:
impeachable offenses.
Where's the damned outrage?

"I wasn't involved."
"You'll find no politics here!"
"I just don't recall."

Just preposterous!
You've engineered the whole plan,
lying all the way.

So, what time is it?
Accountability time.
No justice, no peace.

It's rule-of-law time.
Chickenhawks come home to roost.
Feathers soon to follow.

[DeepBlueC]

61. nice

I particularly like the last line: "Feathers soon to follow." I can visualize it.

[tiptoe]

63. Left out: He HONESTLY...doesn't remember.

[rgbecker]

65. Subject: Tony Blankley says on McLaughlin tonight....

This young aid has a stellar career ahead of him!

http://www.mclaughlin.com /

This week's transcript not up yet.

[MichiganVote]

67. Let's write his resume for FEMA

[mile18blister]

66. I don't remember if I voted for this thread.

I honestly don't. Honestly. I think I may have discussed it with someone, I don't remember all the threads I respond to. It was my fault. I take full responsibility. Someone may have responded like this earlier, I don't remember.

Can I please go to the bathroom now? I forgot to go before I logged in. Really.

Yeow, listening to that twerp was painful. :banghead: :argh:
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