Arlen Specter Converts To Islam, Becomes Woman

[The Straight Story]

Arlen Specter Converts To Islam, Becomes Woman

Senator Arlen Specter (D-PA), fresh on the heels of his conversion to the Democratic Party, switched religious and gender affiliations to Islam and female, respectively, on Wednesday. Once one of the most senior and influential Republican Senators, Specter has suddenly become the Senate's most junior Democrat Muslim female.

"My differences with the Christian religion and the male sex were irreconcilable," said Specter, who legally changed his name to Habibi al-Jazeera on Wednesday. "And with Allah's help, the Senate will re-grant my seniority and power."

The decision to switch parties, religions and sexes confused many members of the legislative body, as al-Jazeera was originally slated to become the chairman of a powerful appropriations committee. As a junior Muslim female senator, however, many more senior, male, Christian Democrats voiced concern about al-Jazeera's leadership experience.

"Personally, I think it is a great step for a Muslim woman to join the Democratic Party," said Senator Harry Reid (D-NV). "But to let a new Senator take control of a powerful committee before she has proven herself is irresponsible. We have no way of knowing if Habibi al-Jazeera will legislate like Arlen Specter."

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[madokie]

1. There was some changing going on there

but from what I can see it's he turned into a for sure big ole nasty ass turd. my appologies to the turds

I don't think one bullet will survive this one.

[Interloper]

2. conversion

Arlen Specter changes from boxers to thong!
Arlen Specter changes from Moon being to Earthling!
Arlen Specter changes fron esspresso to chai tea!
Arlen Specter changes fro hop skip jump to flap spin leap!

[KamaAina]

3. But is she going to wear the hijab (head scarf)?

:shrug:

[Canuckistanian]

4. He then refused to pray towards Mecca or to go shopping

He also insisted on his right to watch Monday Night Football.