I keep asking myself: why does Jesus keep showing up in snack and breakfast food?

[CatWoman]

is he trying to tell us something along the lines that that shit will kill you?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Has there ever been a Jesus in a T-bone or a ribeye?

Jesus in a lobster tail?

I didn't think so. That stuff just gets eaten.

[CatWoman]

2. excellent observation

:rofl:

[NorthCarolina]

16. Every time I look at the price of any of them

it always makes me say *Jesus*...

[piratefish08]

49. Protein based deities are FRAUDULENT. Our carbohydrate based lord prefers french toast and Eggos.

[Spazito]

3. 'Cause he's a corporatist....

bought off by satan's lobbyists!!

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Take and eat; this is my body.

Oh, and that wine? My blood. Have a sip.

[Sanity Claws]

5. To remind you to say grace before eating

[RandomThoughts]

6. Or it is interpretation. n/t

[NYCGirl]

7. Because, as Mom always says, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

[JeffR]

40. Dammit. I just stumbled on this thread hours after the fact.

That was going to be my answer. And you're getting a DUzy for this, which is more than I'd have given myself.

Damn damn damn.

[NYCGirl]

46. Woo-hoo!

:hi:

[BlooInBloo]

8. Because of my sig.

[Badgerman]

9. He's using his face recognition as a new marketing ploy!

Evangelizing to the obese. Roll on christian soldiers, roll on!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Because he's high,

and taken by celestial munchies ................

[HeresyLives]

11. Jesus is a morning person?

[stevedeshazer]

12. I'm not a morning person.

It takes all my focus just to eat breakfast, let alone see Jesus in it.

Jesus does show up occasionally in my chalupa around 1 am.

[RandomThoughts]

13. I will say this, if you were about to do something dumb

Or something you were going to regret, and you pulled a Chetto and saw the shape of Jesus, then that could be some odd coincidence that had a reason, because it had an effect to make you rethink on something. In that case your interpretation might have been nudged by a helpful side.

If it was to make fun or disrespect, it could be from a different side.

But this post is interpretation also, I would guess.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. He watches a lot of Saturday morning cartoons?

[peekaloo]

15. Just the opposite. He promotes building strong bones for, ya know,

moving big rocks and stuff.

[rateyes]

17. That's JESUS I'm seeing???

I thought it was Mick Jagger. :shrug:

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Cheesus Christ, where else would he be?

[NRaleighLiberal]

19. Raising Bran (from the dead)?

[dweller]

20. all Jesus said about the matter

could be imprinted on a waffle: try to understand, fear not what you put in your body, for all evil emits from the heart

now, that's not that hard to understand, is it?


peace
dp

[mitchum]

21. Because it was actually the Last Breakfast he had with his disciples

"Eat...this my body"
"Jeez, you know I have no appetite in the morning. Maybe just some coffee"

[SoCalDem]

34. And it was at "The Waffle House of Worship"..

:)

[rwheeler31]

22. Drugs and guilt.

[CatWoman]

23. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[lunatica]

24. Don't keep asking yourself! ASK JESUS!!!!

He's the one showing up on the snacks!

[Horse with no Name]

25. My child, the answer is very simple

Jesus partakes of the herb.

[Echo In Light]

47. That he do...that he do

Amen ;)

[prolesunited]

26. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

[omega minimo]

27. because he's Holier than Dough

[CatWoman]

28. ZING!!!

:)

[omega minimo]

29. He's filled with the Holy Syrup

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

30. stop it!! stop it!!!

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

35. Maple the Lord be with you.

mmmmmm, sprinkles.........





"HOMER! Donut unto others, as ye would have them donut unto you."

"Okay, Lord."

[Duer 157099]

31. I guess it says a lot about the diets of people who see him in food

After all, isn't there a connection between diet and clear thinking?

[lonestarnot]

32. Me thinks it's more along the lines of people like to eat him.

[Canuckistanian]

33. You never see his image on a roll of sheet metal, for example

Nor would you see the Madonna on an image from an electron scanning microscope.

You're right, apparitions clearly favor fatty comestibles.

[eShirl]

36. he's moved on to other venues...

[MisterP]

37. where else would people be able to see Him? n/t

[omega minimo]

38. Maybe He's trying to say

WAKE UP!!!!

[KakistocracyHater]

39. because his Mommy is Virgo & therefore made of wheat?

...

[omega minimo]

41. HIs Daddy's the Sun God and His Chariot Rose Again?

[ColbertWatcher]

42. ?

[KakistocracyHater]

44. ......also to the poster above this one

I feel that ColbertWatcher has somehow covered my *ss on the matter....

[Saboburns]

43. Jesus likes comfort food

Cheese doodles, waffles, and such.

My guess is he's soon to be in mashed potatoes and mac and cheese.

[old mark]

45. I think he is eating light to keep his weight down, probably has

cholesteral issues after all these years.

mark

[seabeckind]

48. I thought the cheeto looked more like godzilla

But then I've seen photos of godzilla. Never seen a photo of Jesus, or his mom, or just about anybody before the mid-1800's.

Maybe I'm just an old curmudgeon but do these people (lord, I hate it when someone says "these people") have some sort of disconnect? What they think is the Blessed Mother is really just what some medieval artist thought she might look like?

[TCJ70]

50. "My name is Jesus, and I approve of this snack food." n/t

[omega minimo]

51. he thinks that's where people will look cuz they say "Christ on a cracker"?