The Jesus Cheeto!

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A family in Texas is saying... they've found Jesus in a cheese snack.

A Dallas couple, Sarah and Dan Bell, were leaving town and stopped to fill up their tank with gas.

They went inside to grab some snacks, and picked up a bag of Cheetos brand cheese snacks.

Sarah was eating them out of her hand when she noticed one looked like someone in a robe praying...

Moreover, they say it looked like Jesus!

The two have decided to name the snack "Cheesus."

They joked about putting Cheesus on E-bay, but they say they'll probably just eat it anyway.

http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/45286447.html


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[islandmkl]

1. looks like God to me....

GODZILLA!!

[SDuderstadt]

2. I just want you to know that these folks stole the idea for the name from me...

I have been planning a cheese factory for Nazareth, PA called "Cheeses of Nazareth". Our marketing slogan will be "What a friend we have in cheeses".

[Maru Kitteh]

3. Why wouldn't one put it on eBay?

If one already has plenty of cash, donate the proceeds to charity.

[surrealAmerican]

10. Perhaps they think it's not fair to take advantage ...

... of the sort of people likely to bid on it.

[tridim]

4. Deep fried Jeebus!

"Jesus Cheeto" would make a great band name. :headbang:

[givemebackmycountry]

5. I hope that Jesus is soon released to his true home....

Under a sofa cushion.

[zbdent]

6. looks like a fetus to me ...

[zbdent]

7. these people who see Jesus and Mary in all these things reminds me of ...

A man is taking a Rohrshach test ... the doctor asks him what he sees ...

"Boobs."

"Two people having sex."

"Naked people dancing."

...

After the session, the doctor asks him why he's obsessed with sex ... the man says "You're the one showing me the dirty pictures!"

[ForrestGump]

8. Come to think of it, what they're seeing as arms could well be

a Madonna-style cone of cleavage or the classic '50s pointed 'bullet' bra (like the tail-lights of those big ole chromed cars). This could be our age's fertility symbol Cheeto, our time's Venus of Willendorf.

[sinkingfeeling]

9. Looks more like the cowardly lion from 'The Wizard of OZ' to me.

[rd_kent]

11. Cheetos ARE the food of the gods!

So delicious! mmmmmmm, cheetos.