Flatulence from an Alternate Universe

[snake in the grass]

The Freepers are very busy today. And very inspired.

They want Cheney for 2012:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2255537/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2255534/posts

Here is my favourite post:

"My God, what a patriot.

What courage.

What articulate clarification of what faces the USA on a continuing basis.

26 words missing by the NS advisor to Husseing.

Balls to the wall outstanding.

Dem socialists want the US to lose. Conservatives want to win.

Hussein has never supported action in Iraq, for reasons we suspect but cannot confirm except from his youth and certain quotes (moslem).

Cheney OTH has never faltered."


They really don't get it.

[YOY]

1. "Dem socialists want the US to lose. Conservatives want to win."

What the fuck is "winning"? If it means a happy democratic Iraq they're fucking delusional.

And would they actually look up the definition of socialism already. Take a fucking Poli Sci class already...

[alsame]

2. Yes, a courageous patriot who was afraid to go to Viet Nam. n/t

[11 Bravo]

3. Where was this courageous balls-to-the-wall patriot when I was leaving pieces of my tender young ass

spread all over the A Shau Valley? Was he working on deferment 4 or 5 at the time?

[NJmaverick]

4. This is why conservatives are dangerous and should never be given the reigns of power

they are beyond delusional and they act of fear and anger.

[snake in the grass]

5. I couldn't agree more.

Under other circumstances, one would believe this is satire. It's really hard for me sometimes to get my head around the extent that these people have distanced themselves from reality. Cheney could literally take a shit on the flag and wipe his ass with the Constitution, and they would find a way to explain it, to justify it. There really is no talking or reasoning with them. Their neural physiology isn't capable of handling it.

[alsame]

6. You are absolutely right. n/t