Complete this sentence, I'll start: If Al Franken were a Republican...

[jmondine]

... his book would have been called, "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot. Oh No, I Didn't Mean That, I'm So Sorry".

[KansDem]

1. "Lines and Ultimate Lines I Have Crossed...

...while Being Gripped with Darkness"

[Warren Stupidity]

2. ... he would have been seated three months ago.

[peace frog]

3. .. make that six months ago

.

[get the red out]

4. tea parties would have ben held in his honor

and Norm Coleman would have received death threats.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. his career in show business would be more than enough to qualify him for governor

of California and eventually president.

[derby378]

6. ...he would have married "the beautiful but evil Arianna Huffington"

And Huffington Post would be unreadable by most DUers.

[damntexdem]

7. he'd be funny in an entirely different way.

Truly, truly funny -- like Mark Sanford.

[Morning Dew]

8. I wouldn't have voted for him.

[jmondine]

9. The 80's really would have been the Al Franken decade

[zbdent]

10. that picture would be real, not photoshopped ...

[Suji to Seoul]

11. The media would have taken his campaign for Senate seriously from the start

instead of dismissing and mocking it completely.