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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 01:17 PM
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Leave Poor Mrs. Palin Alone!
No, not Todd's mom, Todd's wife.
If not for her would Trig have a life?
Leave her alone, I beg, don't dither,
I love her look, asking...come hither.

I refuse to join the media chorus,
from Stephanopolus to Dick Morris.
Who belittle, berate, bemoan and be stew,
those ignorant fools, if they only knew.

Of the beefcake display, I care not.
Hell, I would too were I that hot.
Shooting fish in a barrel may change their flow,
or wolves, from helicopters, that run too slow.

Who cares of the Bush Doctrine, clearly not I,
but for her wardrobe I would beg and cry.
Being a woman's woman has created such heat,
though she'll quite on a dime she'll not accept defeat.

Magnificently she'll run in her next race,
the only question is what direction she'll face.
It depends if the media's tense and/or terse.
Red lipstick DOES give her the look of silk purse.

From Alaska to Arkansas to Utah and beyond,
No, she's not searching for someone to post bond.
But she is ready to go where angles tread in fear,
she'll not abide abortion, witches or even one queer.

Obama has even acknowledged the deal,
that the Alaskan purchase was a steal.
and from that we can all take away,
even He is under her sway.

I know her guts, they are a churning
cause the wheels in her head, are a turning.
Some speculate it's just a new spawn,
but we all know it's the start of 'new dawn'.

It's why she's conceived a 'Department of Law'.
From her perch in Alaska, her future she saw!
Created from need to protect her politically
from the nattering nabobs of negativity.

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Unrepentant Fenian Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 01:20 PM
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1. I wouldn't touch her with a 10' pole. Does that count?
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 01:27 PM
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2. heck, she'd love that pole! any ole pole will do.
or is that poll? or Pole I do keep getting those homilies, homophobes, oh!, wait, homophones confused!
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 03:34 PM
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3. Let Palin be Palin!
;-)
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