According to Palin: "Department Of Law" Protects The President ... LINK

[Blackhatjack]

To think such an uninformed ignoramus ran as a Vice Presidential candidate on the Republican Ticket should send a cold shiver down the spine of every American.

Wonder what other mythical 'Departments' Palin has dreamed up to server her if she was President?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/07/palin-department-of-law-p_n_226881.html

"Naturally, skeptical observers have wondered how Palin would handle being president if some ethics complaints are enough to make her unable to run a state. Palin's answer: if she was president, the Department of Law would protect her.

Palin said there is a difference between the White House and what she has experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House the "department of law" would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.

"I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said."

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[Bluzmann57]

1. Hell I never went to college

or at least I never finished, and I know better than that. Good grief, just how many drugs has this woman ingested? I mean it's hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid otherwise.

[Bobbieo]

5. This is downright 'SCARY'!!!!!

[Why Syzygy]

2. Is she thinking of the INDEPENDENT "Justice Department"?

She thinks their job is to protect unlawful presidential actions? Dream world.

[liberal N proud]

3. Is that a department under a cabinet position?

:rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

4. She obviously has the United States

confused with Alaska, which DOES have a Department of Law.

[Journeyman]

6. Well, she relies on "the International Spiritual Warfare Network" to keep her safe from witches. . .

so dreaming up imaginary government offices with mystical powers is right in line with many of her most strongly held beliefs.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/3204292/False-claims-exposed-of-Kenyan-pastor-who-protected-Sarah-Palin-from-witches.html

[juno jones]

8. IMO: she'd better dump her witchhunter too

'Cause it obviously isn't working.

[LiberalFighter]

9. She used only a state level witchhunter.

She needs to use a federal level witchhunter. If they don't have any federal level witchhunters then they need to use 10 state level witchhunters. And they need to align themselves in a double pentagon. And she needs to sacrifice her first born.

[juno jones]

13. You betcha!

:)

[Javaman]

7. I think she needs to consult the dept of facts. nt

[likesmountains 52]

10. You made me laugh! Thanks

[damntexdem]

11. One would expect her to be up on the Department of Hoaxland Security.

I mean, it's not like she was confusing 'Law' with 'Justice' -- that I could understand: she has no concept of justice.

;-)

[Blackhatjack]

12. I smell a Daily Show Exclusive... "Palin Spills Beans: IDs Secret Dept of Law"

Some people just cannot keep a secret.