OK, which one of y'all did it?

[nosmokes]

Yep, it goes right up to by god barack obama his own bad self, keeping my ignorant ass neighbors from getting their daily dose of too stoopit to live. a conspiracy. If i hadn't read this on hard copy while taking care of morning ablutions i woulda sworn it was the *onion.*

Transmitter failure takes KPNW(localright wing idiocy) off the air[/b>


Some of the conservative talk radio station’s listeners suspect a liberal conspiracy

By Whitney Malkin

The Register-Guard

Appeared in print: Tuesday, Jul 7, 2009
News: Local: Story

Local conservative talk radio station KPNW AM 1120 has been off the air since Friday, and while station managers are blaming sizzling weekend temperatures, some listeners have other ideas.

Since the station’s transmitter failed early Friday morning, Program Director Bill Lundun says, the phone lines have been jammed with concerned callers.

Some are conspiracy theorists, convinced that the Obama administration is behind the outage.

Ted Egan, an 80-year-old listener from Veneta, said Monday that while the station says it’s had problems with the transmitter, he thinks something else may have happened.

“You listen to these guys talk, and they are really down on this guy Obama. They really blast him,” he said. “I don’t think he likes it, and I think he has the power to do something. To think, in this day and age that this station can just be off the air for three days … it seems strange.”

Other listeners have told the KPNW staff that the liberal media is to blame for their favorite talk-show hosts — Lars Larson and Rush Limbaugh — going off the air.

“One caller said he was convinced that a group of liberal terrorists had gone and attacked our transmitter,” Lundun said. “Obviously that was not the case.”

[grantcart]

1. A man matching Cliffordu was seen riding Cliffordu's bycicle away from the scene

But it wasn't him. I am his alibi and whatever time they said it was done he was with me.

[cliffordu]

3. That's right. I was with grantcart.

It MUST have been my evil twin Zippy. That's right, it MUST have been him.

He's on the no fly list for a bunch of political stuff but MOSTLY because he looks JUST LIKE grantcart.

At least that's what my wife says.

:shrug:

[Contrary1]

2. Now you've gone and blown the whole operation...

Project LL/RL is aborted. Repeat...Project LL/RL is kaput.

All operatives report back to headquarters for their next assignment, Project SH/BO/GB.

[MrModerate]

4. I was supposed to be on the SH/BO op, and nobody told me 'til now. n/t

[Elwood P Dowd]

5. Guy Noir and his liberal terrorist group in Lake Wobegon, Minnesota is responsible for this.

They use super-secret liberal electronics created by Obama during his younger days in Kenya. His brilliance at the time was recognized by a liberal front group called The Powder Mild Biscuit Company. This company financed Obama's education and trained him for the communist/fascist/socialist/muslim takeover of America. It all goes back to Guy Noir in the 1960s. Glenn Beck and the teabaggers are hot on his trail.

[wellstone dem]

9. It wasn't me, but I can report that more than 10,000 people watched Garrison

Keillor this weekend when he did his show live just 4 miles from where I was picnicking. Guy Noir was at the show.

[Birthmark]

6. Everything's a liberal conspiracy.

Sometimes I feel bad at how we liberals constantly misuse our immense power to victimize Republicans/conservatives/Christians/well paid media pundits/governors, etc. The poor, poor dears.

[POAS]

7. Even conservative conspiracies are the fault of liberals. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. At least I left all their tinfoil behind.

:evilgrin:

[Liberal In Texas]

10. The call letters must stand for Komplete Paranoid Nut Wings. n/t