Obama the Muslim, extra lard, Mark Morford

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Obama the Muslim, extra lard
Good news! Across the country, a firm resolve that some things never change
By Mark Morford

America! Here is some good news for you! Something you can believe in like crispy whitebread Jesus toast, part of this complete breakfast! Something to stick into your big heart of patriotic goodness like fresh imitation strawberry-flavored cotton-candy gunfire!

Here it is: Did you know that a whopping 89 percent of Americans know that President Barack Obama is not a Muslim? That is correct! That is a vast majority!

Do you know what this means? This means that a very large and dominant segment of the populace understands that the president does not, in fact, worship Allah or secretly kneel to Mecca 500 times a day behind his desk in the Oval Office while wearing a kufi and a rainbow-colored disha dasha, and therefore all those times he's been in Christian church and talked up his admiration of Jesus have not been bizarre conspiracy-theory falsehoods designed to confound Bill O'Reilly and make paranoid militant Coors drinkers buy more large caliber handguns.

Is that not heartening? Are you not reassured by this? ...

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