“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,”

[Cerridwen]

the doctor said.

File this under the "some times, when the gods want to punish us, they give us what we want" category.

Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery

4 May, 02:23 PM

Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked the doctors to restore the original size of his penis.

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The doctors tried to persuade the patient that his penis was ideally sized, warned that he may be unhappy with the results of the surgery, and even showed him a life-sized replica of a 25-cm (9.8 inches) male organ. But the man stood his ground and demanded the operation.

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“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore,” Life.ru quoted one of the doctors as saying.

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“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” the doctor said. (ouch! that's gotta hurt~Cerridwen)

link to a wee bit more

[damntexdem]

1. Intellectial dysfunction.

;-)

Then there's that link to a wee wee bit more.

[Cerridwen]

2. The puns were everywhere!

I couldn't help myself. I see you couldn't either. LOL

:D

[TahitiNut]

3. "no woman wants to be with him anymore” ... not to mention how he scares the livestock

:hide:

[Cerridwen]

5. Oh, that was bad. Truly bad.

I laughed so loud Mr. C. ran in to see what was so funny!

LMAO

:spank:

[lpbk2713]

4. “He said no woman wants to be with him anymore,”

Could it be that no one wanted to recommend soap or mouthwash to him? :shrug:

[Cerridwen]

8. I'm pretty sure the doctor quoted would have had no problem saying

such if that had been the case. That doc didn't strike me as the diplomatic type. LOL

[Egnever]

6. Hah!

This makes me laugh. Lately i see penis enhancement drugs on the counters at local mini marts. Now I live in Vegasd so maybe its the anything goes mentality here but, this crap has gotten way out of control IMHO.

[Cerridwen]

7. I laughed when I read it, too.

Then I felt bad for the guy.

Then I laughed some more when I read what the doctor said.

Weird story, regardless.