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Thu Jul-09-09 03:32 PM
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Marraige vowels??? Really??? |
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Oh, thoses crazy FReepers are at it again...
To: pissant There is no law against adultery but there are marriage vowels where you promise not to commit adultery. Oh well ... it's right for him but wrong for us. This guy sickens me. He needs to resign. He is a disgrace.
6 posted on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 6:17:51 PM by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:33 PM
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1. Dd Gvnr Snfrd frgt hs mrrg vwls? |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:34 PM
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Fri Jul-10-09 01:16 PM
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47. I think you meant to say "LLZ" :^P |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:33 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:33 PM
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41. He meant to say 'marriage bowels'! n/t |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:34 PM
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as in "I do". :eyes:
Or, whichever ones do not appear in my name (I and U)... :(
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:07 PM
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Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 04:08 PM by Qutzupalotl
:)
On edit: A finger and a ring, of course. What did you think I meant?!
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:34 PM
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5. I'd like to buy a marriage vowel, please |
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not from Vanna necessarily.
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:37 PM
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8. Maybe he wasn't good at delivering the big O |
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That's a pretty important marriage vowel!
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:40 PM
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16. It's not good to show his "O" face without his marriage vowels |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:35 PM
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:37 PM
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they'd become self-conscious and never post without first getting a second opinion. Jeez! :rofl:
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:37 PM
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Those are the marriage vowels.
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:40 PM
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:38 PM
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10. Well .... "I do" consists of 2 vowels and 1 Consonant. Majority wins. QED |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:38 PM
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"A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I...I.....I......., Oh, you!!!!!"
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:39 PM
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that was some big vowel movement you did there!
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:38 PM
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12. Oh... oh... ooohhhh.... ahhhhh. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:35 PM
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42. Eeehhh! Uooo-oooo! I call this wedding night punctuation practice!!! n/t |
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Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 09:46 PM by ControlledDemolition
(Edit: Fix typo.)
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:38 PM
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13. Marriage vowels so your love can be consonant |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:41 PM
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18. Bwahaha....the best freeperism ever! |
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Marriage vowels, indeed.
I believe I have befouled myself.
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Fri Jul-10-09 01:15 PM
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46. Don't you mean - be-vowelled? |
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This whole thread deserves a DUzy!!!
:rofl: :headbang:
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:41 PM
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19. Someone really needs to make an English -Freeper dictionary. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:46 PM
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20. Dumb ass - there's a law against adultery in SC as well - Gov Sandford |
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may have to pardon himself
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:48 PM
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21. Ensign made a lot of promises with vowels. |
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All those I-O-U's to the mistress...
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:54 PM
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Ummmm....IOU????? :shrug:
Are those the marriage vowels?
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:55 PM
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23. "Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God)." |
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Marriage vowels?? Intelligent people?? Really??
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:45 PM
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43. Since I don't believe the Earth is only 6,000 years old... how dumb am I? n/t |
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Fri Jul-10-09 01:08 PM
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45. You'll have to ask the freep from the op. :) |
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Thu Jul-09-09 03:59 PM
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24. Ma-waage Vowels, the video: |
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:13 PM
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26. If you fail in your marriage vowels, you can always cast asparagus her way |
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along with various other shaft-shaped vegetables.
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:15 PM
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27. not exactly related, but... |
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At the rehearsal ceremony for my best friend's wedding, the Pastor was giving directions on what would happen, and when, and at the end he said, "So then we'll have the final piece of organ music, and have the couple come up here to consummate the marriage."
He meant "consecrate", I'm sure.
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:10 PM
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We got married in a church to please mom and dad. But we started to leave the wedding too early in the ceremony (we thought we were done!), and the minister had to call us back up the aisle! We laughed our heads off...
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:19 PM
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37. I was wondering about the "piece of organ" music myself. |
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Is that for when you are consummating the marriage? :rofl:
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:28 PM
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39. Roses on the piano are okay, but tulips on the organ beats 'em hands down. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:32 PM
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40. Hey, welcome new poster! |
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And I love a good laugh! :spray:
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:15 PM
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28. I vowel to love you consonantly and forever. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:20 PM
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29. Which one of the many is he talking about? |
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Besides the grammar errors, if the object of the post is not identified people could spend all night guessing who it might be. :shrug: :shrug:
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:21 PM
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30. Yes? We're an illiterate country. This is not news. |
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Thu Jul-09-09 04:26 PM
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I love you!
DU is just so lovable! I would marry DU- one vowel anyway.
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Thu Jul-09-09 05:19 PM
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32. "Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design" |
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Thu Jul-09-09 06:22 PM
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33. I'll just cast these in here ... |
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Thu Jul-09-09 07:02 PM
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34. I don't mean to be a jerk, but considering the phrase "marriage vowels" |
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in the Freeper post, I think it's very funny that the "marriage vowels" in your heading are actually rather scrambled. It just seems like the universe is playing a joke on you with a typo.
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:15 PM
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36. You must have missed this ... |
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Thu Jul-09-09 09:22 PM
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38. Wait a minute . . . they are not talking about Sanford? or Ensign? |
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They are not talking about guys who have schtupped other women? Are you saying the Freepers are talking about the President glancing at 'teh but?'
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Thu Jul-09-09 10:19 PM
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44. I'll buy a vowel, they need to buy a CLUE! |
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Fri Jul-10-09 01:19 PM
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48. well, consonant marriage is clearly immoral, and opens a slippery slope |
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that will eventually force us to accept diacritic relationships.
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