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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 07:18 PM
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Slim Jim Shortages Cause Widespread Turmoil, Healthy Sodium And Cholesterol Levels
Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 07:19 PM by Snarkoleptic
Apparently many are jonesing for mechanically separated chicken.
I'll take jerky any day over this mystery meat.

"It's no tragedy, it's true, but it shows how an accident in one factory can affect a major company—and, more importantly, corner stores across the country."

http://consumerist.com/5311331/slim-jim-shortages-cause-widespread-turmoil-healthy-sodium-and-cholesterol-levels
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 07:28 PM
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1. You just think it's chicken...
Edited on Thu Jul-09-09 07:32 PM by Xipe Totec
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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 07:31 PM
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2. My favorite (mis)fortune cookies
"Your wife is cheating on you."
"Someone stole your car today."
"Live today as if it were your last . . . it is."

OK. I'll stop now.

I am, however, cracking myself up over here.
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 07:53 PM
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3. I love Slim-Jim
I don't need or want to know what's in those disgusting tubes of grease but I could gnaw on a couple right now. It's been a favorite check-out treat since I was a kid.
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 08:35 PM
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4. Try pairing one with a nice merlot and a nice Danish havarti.
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