I welcome our new un-rec overlords.

[Cerridwen]

Hey, someone had to say it.

:evilgrin:

[leftstreet]

1. It's a COOKBOOK!

[Cerridwen]

2. .

LMAO

To serve un-recs.

[Cerridwen]

3. The evolution of a thread

0
<0
0
<0

starting to look like ascii art

:D

[leftstreet]

4. This system should be applied to national elections

Obama +3
McCain <0

:D

[Cerridwen]

6. Something like it was.

There was no paper trail during that election either.

:D

[WillyT]

5. LOL !!! - Yeah... The Hectors And Scolds Just Got A New Tool...

Gonna be sort of like watching the stock market.

The post is up... the post is down... the post is...



:shrug:

[Cerridwen]

7. It is and will be entertaining

for those of us with warped senses of humor.

Yeah, that'd include me.

:)

[WillyT]

11. Fo Sho... Me Too !!!

Tried to recommend this thread, but apparently it's been put in a hole.

:shrug:

:hi:

[Cerridwen]

14. What ARE the odds?

No seriously, what are the odds?

I can see the vote count because I can't rec/un-rec my own post. LOL

[leftstreet]

8. I just changed her unrec to a rec, but it says there have been 8 votes

wtf?

I need to grab another beer before I can figure this whole thing out

[Cerridwen]

10. I've got some rum.

It's helping this to make more sense.

+4-4=0 as opposed to <0 (as of this posting, I think)

LOL

[leftstreet]

15. It says +1 with 9 people voting. We're gonna need more rum

I don't know why this whole thing is making me LOL so much

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

18. It's called "punch drunk." Or in my case, "rum drunk."

You I believe are "beer drunk."

And yeah, I'm laughing at this and it won't be funny at all tomorrow.

:rofl:

[WillyT]

20. Watch That Rum... Or You'll Truly Be Wrecked !!!

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Cerridwen]

23. Hey!

I resemble that remark.

*ahem* Seriously. I'll be careful.

LOL

Honest. Scout's honor. Really. Fer sure.

LOL

No. Seriously.


:rofl:

:hi:

[WillyT]

25. Right Back Atcha, Cheers !!!

:toast:

[Cerridwen]

38. :D

:toast:

[NYC Liberal]

9. LOL! Is it just me or does the "

:dunce:

[Cerridwen]

12. ?

And why am I laughing so hard?

Okay, time for more rum.

I'm Series!!!1111!!!

[omega minimo]

13. ROFLMAO ---- Recced

:rofl: wicked wicked Cerridwen :yourock:

[Cerridwen]

Thank you. Thank you.

Yah, I am definitely in goofy Cerridwen mode tonight.

Thank you. Thank you very much.<-----did you hear Elvis there? I tried. I really tried.

LOL

[omega minimo]

33. No. I heard

"No applause, just throw money" :toast:

[Cerridwen]

36. Oooooo. I like your voices better than mine.

:D

:toast:

[EFerrari]

16. Just when I thought I was out, they PULL ME BACK IN

[Cerridwen]

17. C'mon in! The water's fine and the mods are busy elsewhere.

I think.

Maybe.

Or maybe they're just too pooped to lock.

LOL

[Alamuti Lotus]

19. don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

[Cerridwen]

21. Dang. Ya made me google...

and I still don't get it.

LMAO

Sorry. Not laughing at you.

This is the stupidest thread I've ever posted to DU. It's making me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.

I'll be embarrassed tomorrow.

:rofl:

[WillyT]

22. See ??? - You Were At +4, Now You're At +3 !!!

When ya get to +8, I'm selling!!!

:bounce:

[leftstreet]

24. Anything over +8 we call a 'bubble' and ask the fed for a bailout!

[WillyT]

26. LOL !!!

:toast:

:hi:

[EFerrari]

27. You know, this new system is NOT green. You need 17 voted to have five votes

and I bet none of them are LOCAL.

LOL

[leftstreet]

30. I see Dead People - Voting

If the Mods delete the anti-wrinkle spammer below me, I'm posting a GoodBye DU thread

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

46. Hell, I see "dead people" posting. See spammer for details.

:rofl:

[chill_wind]

68. LOL!

[Cerridwen]

92. Yeah. Stick around.

You wouldn't believe what I've been attracting.

:rofl:

[Name removed]

28. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Cerridwen]

31. Get off my thread.

We're playin' over here.

Hey mods! Can I un-rec a post in my thread?

Now that would be a fun feature.

Rec/un-rec individual posts.

I can see it now.

:nuke:

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

39. LOL We don't have much use for goatcicles here. Try Free Republic!

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

40. Goatcicles?! Goatcicles?!

WTF happened to this thread?!!!!!!!!


:rofl:

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

43. I'd get my towel out if I were you.

:hi:

[omega minimo]

72. Anti Wrinkle In Time -- my FAVORITE BANNED BOOK

:bounce:

[Cerridwen]

84. Somewhere there's a place for us...

Somewhere a time and place for us...

Were there black holes mentioned in that tune?

:D

[omega minimo]

88. no.

but some wrinkly old goat sang it.

[Cerridwen]

90. You read the spammer, too, huh?

LOL

[omega minimo]

98. read? no, I smelt what dealt it.

:ewwwwww:

[Cerridwen]

100. No kidding.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[WillyT]

29. ROFLMAO !!! - Somethin's Fishy Here !!!

Just went to the Greats page where you are at +7...

Come back here, you're at +5...

I demand a recount!!!

:rofl:

[leftstreet]

32. Down to +6 on the Greatest - Yeah, HAND COUNT

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

34. Give it time. It could take months.

Ooooo, I know.

We could take it to court.

ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Nevermind.

LOL

[WillyT]

35. OK... Now You're At Plus 4 Here, But...

+6 on the Greatest Page, LOL!

How is this possible???

:rofl:

:banghead:

[Cerridwen]

37. I'm laughing so hard I can barely type or see.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

41. SKINNER HAS RIPPED A HOLE IN THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM!

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

48. Is that how the goatcicles got in?

That's what's in parallel universes? Goatcicles?

Okay.


You're right about the towel.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

52. I don't really know. I don't like to fly.

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

59. 42?

LOL

[WillyT]

63. Ya See... The Negative Energy Normally Emmitted Through The Throat And Mouth...

will now be manifested in the DU UnRec feature.



Or... -E = DU x UnRec²

Questions???

:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

66. LOL!

:scared:

[Cerridwen]

67. Great, just great.

Ya hadda bring science in and suck up all the goofiness into some time/space warp/whole/continuum thingy.

Killjoy.





























:rofl:

[WillyT]

80. Hey... Once Ya Go Black Hole...

Ya never go back.



:hide::evilgrin::hide:

[Cerridwen]

83. You better hide.

I'm an unofficial official member of the official unofficial something-or-other police.

Er...what was I saying?


LOL

[DearAbby]

42. Recs for SALE!

And Order Now, Operators are standing by.

[EFerrari]

44. This is how the Church went striaight to hell, you know that, right?

[Cerridwen]

45. Order now and receive not 1, not 2, but 3 recs/unrecs of your

choice.

LOL

[omega minimo]

47. Wanna trade some Recommendation Offset Credits?

[EFerrari]

50. NINE PEOPLE risked carpal tunnel to unrec this thread.

:rofl:

[leftstreet]

55. ROFL

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

70. Well there's two sides to every carpal tunnel

:crazy:

[DearAbby]

109. Duuuuuuude, don't unrec me, Bro

the ultimate to stiffle free speech, would be to place Rec, and unrec on each and every post. or a Volt, to shoot the person who posted the post completely out of the tread...the power...POWER...P O W E R to tombstone a poster.

[tomm2thumbs]

53. but Republicans and Independents aren't going to trade recs, so the website will crash

[leftstreet]

58. stop. just stop

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cerridwen]

56. Only if you can explain how it works with +4 here, +6 on the

Greatest (freaking) Page. This post got on the Greatest Page???!!!

Okay, start with how this post got on the Greatest Page then go from there.

I double dog dare ya.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

61. YOU BROKE THE GREATEST PAGE!

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

65. Just doin' my job, ma'am.

:patriot:













:rofl:

[omega minimo]

76. Wickedosity as a public service

:patriot:

[Cerridwen]

81. Precisely.

Cerridwen - destroyer/CREATOR Goddess.

:evilgrin:

[omega minimo]

87. damn polarizing pagans

[Cerridwen]

89. Yes, ma'am. And tonight I'm positive.

I'll be negative tomorrow same as usual.

LOL

[omega minimo]

91. you are sparky toNIGHT!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

94. At the very least...

several posters who think I'm a stick in the mud are trying to figure out how the hell I came unstuck.

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

96. Blew yer cover, did ye?

Aye, there's the rub :evilgrin:

[Cerridwen]

97. Shhhhhhhhh.

Humorless feminist at work.

*looking for smilie*

LOL

[omega minimo]

101. someone had one recently

of a wanker, didn't save it, too bizarre...... little round foce, yanking away............... :wow:

Damn feminists, too busy being dour to shave their damn legs........

[Cerridwen]

102. Hey! Who told?

I've been busy. No time for shavin'.

LOL

[omega minimo]

73. All I know is

<0 is a slippery slope......................

[Cerridwen]

77. Yeah, and coming back up...

that point's gotta hurt.

:evilgrin:

Another earworm...

slip sliding away, slip sliding awaaaaayayyyaaayaa (or some such)

LOL

[leftstreet]

49. +4 at 22 people voting, carry the +6 from the Greatest...wait

I can't do this

[Cerridwen]

51. It's the new math.

Made me crazy, too.

Hurt my head.

LMAO

[EFerrari]

54. Okay, that's IT! NO WORD PROBLEMS.

lol

[chill_wind]

57. LOLOL :-) I hear ya. Hatey-hate button. Stupidist. Idea .EVER.

[Cerridwen]

60. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD....THAT'S IT!!!

You're invited over for a slumber party. Right freaking NOW!!! This kind of goofiness has got to happen real time.

Okay...everyone but the goatcicles guy. I'm SERIES!!!1111!!!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

62. Oh, he'll never spam here again.

:rofl:

[Cerridwen]

69. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, may never spam this way again.

Earworm! Thanks for the earworm.

:rofl:

[leftstreet]

64. I think he just rec'd you though It's +5

[Cerridwen]

71. Uh, huh, uh, huh. +5 here and +7 on the Greatest.

How d'ya 'splain that, huh? Huh?

Goatcicles!

That's what it was. Goatcicles!


:rofl:

[EFerrari]

74. Bookmarking before EarlG tries to scrub it.

WHERE are those TWO VOTES???

LOL

[Cerridwen]

79. Paper trail! Paper trail!

LOL

[leftstreet]

75. Goatcicles are up! +6 at 26 SELL!!!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

78. I'm afraid to look at the Greatest Page.

This could easily turn into some kind of trauma.

:rofl:

[leftstreet]

82. "Am I the only one who doesn't go to the "Greatest Page" +6

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

85. Oh, no! It's at 8!

We have a big problem here! Someone is PADDING the Greatest Page!

Where is that wrinkle cream guy? Someone check his expiration date or something. :rofl:

[Cerridwen]

93. He applied the wrinkle cream here and forgot the Greatest Page.

Hey...it could happen.

Look what the hell happened to this goofy post 'o mine.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

95. I'm going to walk my dog and pretend this never happened.

lol

:hi:

[Cerridwen]

99. I'm bookmarkin' and screen savin'.

Have a safe and good night.

:hi:

[Cerridwen]

86. Hey. +7, please.

RECOUNT!!!!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

103. Bet me the admins didn't run this by the Election Reform forum?

The thread is at +4 right now. This is NO WAY to run a vote. lol

[Arugula Latte]

110. I recommend we freeze Cerridwen's bra!

:bounce:

[Cerridwen]

112. It's gonna be 107 F here today.

The swamp cooler only cools so much, so...

Thanks!

LOL

[Javaman]

104. Un-rec is Soylent Green!!!

run for the hills!

[elocs]

105. Yes, only those who agree should have a voice.

:nopity:

[Extend a Hand]

106. Ha! all your base are belong to us!!!!

[old mark]

107. All your post now belong to US!!!!!!! nt

[NoPasaran]

108. HAIL ANTIS!

[WillyT]

111. Kickin For The Morning Crew !!!

:kick:

[Cerridwen]

113. What? We didn't goof up the board enough last night now you

want to goof it today, too?

LOL

I thought I was mean. :D

:hi:

[WillyT]

114. That Was The Most Fun I've Had On DU In Months !!!

Thank you for that!

:toast:

:hi:

[Cerridwen]

115. Me, too now that you mention it.

Thanks for playing along.

And thanks to the Mods for letting us play and be silly.

:toast:

:hi:

[EFerrari]

116. Has anyone told Skinner yet that we broke the Greatest Page?

Maybe he won't notice. Just act normal. B-)

[Greyhound]

117. Wow, I just noticed the (un)wrecking crew got this off the Greatest Page.

I'm sure glad that this vital feature is serving it's purpose and bringing DUers together.
:sarcasm:

[TexasObserver]

118. You're welcome!

This is exactly the kind of thread that should never get recommended to anything.

It deserves Unrecommend.

[Greyhound]

121. I'm so glad you live in Texas. n/t

[TexasObserver]

122. I'm so glad you don't.

[Greyhound]

124. We're in total agreement there.

If the nation ever needs an enema...

[EFerrari]

125. Ebeneezer Scrooge, is that you?

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

119. Um, this thread was posted on Friday July 10, so it WOULD be off the greatest page by now.

:shrug: Am I to suppose that this is further proof of suppression?

Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

[Greyhound]

120. It had over 15recs and about than 20 replies when I first saw it.

It is an amusing thread with very little point, except to help people laugh in these time when humor is hard to come by, but it does demonstrate the OP's point.

Edit; Not the OP, but another thread pointing out that this new feature is restrictive at best and divisive/destructive at worst.

[EFerrari]

126. I thought it was worth it just to scare the sh!t out of that little anti=wrinkle cream spammer.

You know he won't be back.

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

127. Don't even try to confuse us with statistics!

:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

123. Nice post, Brockman.

[EFerrari]

128. Fine. So next time, YOU deal with the anti wrinkle cream spammer.

lol